Truth can be stranger than fiction

[CigarStone]

I thought this was a joke when someone sent me the link.

The guy is a quadruple amputee, a professional cornhole player, was driving the car, and is accused of murdering a passenger in the car and dumping the body

LINKY<<<<<

 

[Nick Burner]

So many questions…

 

[{tpc}]

I saw that too! Didn’t even have to open the link! The offense he is accused of is terrible….but I’m like how in the…I can barely play cornhole lol!

 

[CigarStone]

I saw that too! Didn’t even have to open the link! The offense he is accused of is terrible….but I’m like how in the…I can barely play cornhole lol!

And how did he shoot him, how did he move the body, how was he driving the car?

 

[llazy_llama]

And how did he shoot him, how did he move the body, how was he driving the car?

A buddy sent me an article about it, and I've refused to learn any details about the case beyond the headline. I'm choosing to believe that this cornhole killer just has some sort of psychic powers.

 

[CigarStone]

A buddy sent me an article about it, and I've refused to learn any details about the case beyond the headline. I'm choosing to believe that this cornhole killer just has some sort of psychic powers.

Psycho powers?

 

[CigarStone]

12 of us rented this beach house in Wilmington North Carolina for a golf vacation. Trey Burchfield, the reigning cornhole world champion, is here with us.

He told us some very interesting stuff about the dude last night

 

[jfields]

Wait! So does this mean this guy has the right to bear arms???


I'll show myself out!!

 

[jfields]

Or, should that be the right to "bare" arms?

Okay, okay! I'm actually leaving this time!

 

[CigarStone]

Wait! So does this mean this guy has the right to bear arms???


I'll show myself out!!

Maybe, but he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I'll leave too!

 

[Eqwhipped]

I'm gonna go out on a limb... *To drunk to find exit.

 

[jfields]

Johnnie Cochran will get the charges dismissed...
If the glove don't fit! You must acquit!

Sorry, I can't seem to help myself!

 

[Nick Burner]

Got to hand it to him…really extended himself. His influence goes far beyond his reach…

 

[CigarStone]

I wonder if his Prosthetics would be considered accessories to the crime?

 

[llazy_llama]

Police sketch artists released this mockup of the suspect.

 

[CigarStone]

I'm sure he will be nailed to the wall.

Change his name to Art.

 

[jfields]

I bet the detectives were completely stumped.

 

[jfields]

I'm sure he will be nailed to the wall.

Change his name to Art.

Unless you find him at the doorstep...

Then it would be changed to Matt.

 

[jfields]

Unless you find him at the doorstep...

Then it would be changed to Matt.

Word has it he just tried to escape via a rather large lake behind the prison, but was re-captured.
Now we have to change his name to Bob.

Apparently, he's actually a super fast swimmer as well, but he can only swim in circles.

 

[Eqwhipped]

Unless you find him at the doorstep...

Then it would be changed to Matt.

Somebody get @jfields to the burn unit, he's on fire!