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Vacation report

IgwanaRob

I'm just 2 people short of a threesome
Joined
Jun 8, 2005
Messages
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Location
Under the bed (LI, NY)
Day 1:
- small dog peed on me
- Big dog pooped on the couch where I sleep
- saw Monster House with the kids.
- Smoked an RP Vintage 1990 and a Padron 1926 #35 (maduro).
- Brother had a bunch of ISOM's that a client gave him (they look real, but he kept them in a sandwich bag for the past 2 months so they're slightly dried out - I think they might be salvageable)

Day 2:
- small dog pooped 3 times on the floor
- changed one pee filled diaper
- saw Clerks 2 (funniest shit I've seen in years!)
- smoked an LGC figuardo.

Day 3:
- small dog pooped some more
- dogs chased cat across my face while I was sitting on the couch with my laptop
- smoked an IT Super Fuerte Maduro while sitting in a hammock sweating my brains out and watching my brother teach the kids to hit a softball in the backyard.
- was playing "Monster/Zombie" - running around chasing the kids and dogs, Kegan (the 2 year old) got too hyper and gave me a head butt then chomped down on my man-bits. He drew blood.
- we ate at some BBQ place called Smokey Bones (I had a $50 gift card to Red Lobster that they took and my bro had a $30 one, so we had a free meal for the family)
- Kegan was up until 3AM with me and his mom puking and dry-heaving (poor guy was crying "NO!!!" because it was burning his insides up - nothing more gut wrenching than being helpless to help a child in pain)

Day 4:
- small dog just wont stop pooping
- smoked a Partagas Cifuentes (CP Poker winnings :thumbs: )
- went shopping and bought some shirts.
- Ate at a Japanese/Thai place for lunch. Mackenzie (the 6 year old) couldn't eat because she's afraid of her loose tooth.
- went to Wally World and bought a coffe machine, some coffee (boy do I miss Killer Beans!) a cheap poker set (going to teach them the joys of losing to me in Hold 'Em ;) )
- We rented The Hills have Eyes but didn't have time to watch it
- Got my brother to smoke a Padron 1926 #35 with me at the end of the night - he liked it (my work here is almost done!)

Day 5:
- fuggin' mutt pooped in Kegan's room, I had to clean it
- went to Fort Sumter, saw dolphins on boat ride over, took pictures, got wet in rain storm
- ate at Andolini's Pizza (best pizza I've had out of NYC), ate too much
- taught Mac to play War with the pink Bicycle cards I bought her (beat her twice :p )
- smoked an RP Edge Corojo
- fixed brother's vacuum cleaner just in time for the 4 legged shit machine to mess up the carpet after it was cleaned
- ate tacos for dinner, dogs ate the leftover (where could this lead to I wonder....)
- UPS delivered the birthday present I bought for my brother (Logitech/Harmony 550 programmable universal remote)
- pick our mom up at the airport - they don;t let you wait in front anymore, so we had to drive around in circles
- Smoked an RP Vintage '90 with my bro - he like the Padron better (shocker :p )

- watch this space ;)
 
What do you say to a man who's got the world by the tail? :whistling:

:laugh: :laugh:

Enjoy the vacation, bro! :thumbs:

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the little dog sounds as though he's healthy, lucky dog! :p :cool:
 
Wow. Sounds like a helluva vacation so far. :D

At least you're smoking well :)

Wilkey
 
Well at least you're not smoking any dog rockets, though you seem to be picking up quite a bit of them.
 
Day 6:

- mutt pooped outside! (on neighbors lawn...)
- made coffee, one of the neighbors stopped by and drank it
- smoked a Chateau Fuente maduro
- went to the Charleston Aquarium, saw huge sea turtle, forgot wallet and couldn't buy schwag for friends (or go to the cigar store like I wanted) - they weren't worth it anyway! :p
- walking shit machine set up speed bumps in front of piano before dinner
- ate food and watched some tv (still haven't had a chance to watch the movie we rented at the beginning
- walked dogs, only the big one went
- smoked a Punch Gran Puro, walked dogs again. Someone's dog popped up near the stairs and scared the poop out of me.
- cat licked feet - felt good (now I know I'm getting delirious!)
- Decided to try to sleep - Kegan only woke up crying 4 times, Mac had a nightmare and came out to sleep with her favorite uncle. Almost got 6 hours of sleep!
 
Day 6:

- mutt pooped outside! (on neighbors lawn...)
- made coffee, one of the neighbors stopped by and drank it
- smoked a Chateau Fuente maduro
- went to the Charleston Aquarium, saw huge sea turtle, forgot wallet and couldn't buy schwag for friends (or go to the cigar store like I wanted) - they weren't worth it anyway! :p
- walking shit machine set up speed bumps in front of piano before dinner
- ate food and watched some tv (still haven't had a chance to watch the movie we rented at the beginning
- walked dogs, only the big one went
- smoked a Punch Gran Puro, walked dogs again. Someone's dog popped up near the stairs and scared the poop out of me.
- cat licked feet - felt good (now I know I'm getting delirious!)
- Decided to try to sleep - Kegan only woke up crying 4 times, Mac had a nightmare and came out to sleep with her favorite uncle. Almost got 6 hours of sleep!



Glad to see the training paying off!! :whistling:
 
Day 6:

- mutt pooped outside! (on neighbors lawn...)
- made coffee, one of the neighbors stopped by and drank it
- smoked a Chateau Fuente maduro
- went to the Charleston Aquarium, saw huge sea turtle, forgot wallet and couldn't buy schwag for friends (or go to the cigar store like I wanted) - they weren't worth it anyway! :p
- walking shit machine set up speed bumps in front of piano before dinner
- ate food and watched some tv (still haven't had a chance to watch the movie we rented at the beginning
- walked dogs, only the big one went
- smoked a Punch Gran Puro, walked dogs again. Someone's dog popped up near the stairs and scared the poop out of me.
- cat licked feet - felt good (now I know I'm getting delirious!)
- Decided to try to sleep - Kegan only woke up crying 4 times, Mac had a nightmare and came out to sleep with her favorite uncle. Almost got 6 hours of sleep!



Glad to see the training paying off!! :whistling:

If it is having problems with pee....Gary's shoes make a great training aid! :sign:
 
Glad to see the training paying off!! :whistling:

<snipped>


DUDE...what are you feeding these dogs? My puppy only craps twice a day...three tops. And hasn't done so inside for months.

I think he feeds it IAMS (or however it's spelled). Damn things can't be left alone outside without a leash, so the puppy has no way to poop (see above) because they run away once they get out (not that training would help or anything :sign: )

If it is having problems with pee....Gary's shoes make a great training aid! :sign:

It pees fine, although it will squirt you if over excited.

I watched that movie last night, about fell asleep it was that boring. ???

Oh joy. Well at least I didn't pay for it :rolleyes:

:p
 
We have a pair of white pomeranians that are pushing 9 years old. Both from some other space/time continuum! Despite the physical laws in this universe they each produce one pound of poop for every half pound of food. While they're sort of house trained, if they find one stitch of exposed carpet, thats where it goes. They are restricted to my upstairs (main) level. Its hardwood floors and porceline tile.

edit: the male is neutered, but if he finds a plastic grocery sack - and it has to be a grocery sack, he'll lift his leg and loose a pint of piss on it. The piss is chemically invisible until you touch the bag. They're aliens. I swear!
 
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