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What I Learned at DisneyWorld

MoeCizlak

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Just got back from a week down in Orlando with my wife, 5yr old son and 8yr old daughter. The temps were a little cool but still warmer than here in Iowa and we had an absolute blast. Being on a budget, we stayed at the budget-minded All-Star Sports resort and did the food plan and got out of town without putting too big of a dent in the savings. Although the permenant smiles on my childrens' faces would've made any price tag easy to swallow. I will definitely start saving pennies again to make it back down there, hopefully in the not too distant future. So here are a few things I learned while visiting the Magic Kingdom:

Entree is French for $40
Eating at the restaurants in the parks is like shopping for a LandRover. You know it's going to be pricey going in, but it still makes you cringe when you receive the final bill. Even the buffets made me channel Fred Sanford and shout, "Here I come Elizabeth, this is the BIG ONE!! Although the selection was quite good, I don't even think that little Kobiashi guy could get his money's worth at these buffets.

My ideas on profit margin have been grossly underestimated.
My daughter spent $12 on a pair of MinnieMouse ears. It was a felt beanie with two plastic ears and a red/white ribbon. I highly doubt if the thing cost more than $.90 to make which leaves a profit margin that would make a defense contractor drool.

The U.S. Congress would be jealous of Disney's fund-siphoning abilities.
It finally occurred to me why some of the prices were so far out of line. (I never said I was the swiftest current around) While waiting for our bus to go back to the resort, I tried to guess the staggering number of Disney-owned buses operating at any given moment. Coupled with the number of employees it takes to keep these parks and attractions not only running but looking immaculate day in and day out, it finally made a little more sense why a 1/2 litre of water was $2 and plastic mouse ears were $12.

I've not run into another company where the corporate message has so successfully filtered down to every employee.
I'm not sure how many employees Disney has in Orlando (I'm guessing well into the thousands) but in our week spent there we encountered probably several hundred of them. From groundskeepers, to security, to vendors, to hotel managers to people whose only job it seemed to be was to walk around and interact with people, we never once encountered a Disney employee who didn't make us feel like they weren't personally glad that we were their guest. I don't know how many stores you can walk into at any mall and you are made to feel that you are interupting the clerk's life by shopping there. The exact opposite is true at Disney and it was not lost on any employee that we ran across. That is simply astounding to me.

All in all it was a very enjoyable trip and I highly recommend taking the kids or going without them. As this photo shows, you never get too old to have fun.
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True all that man! Too bad more of corporate America doesn't take the business plan of Disney and make it work. I would be willing to bet that most people would jump on it just for the customer service. At the downside is price........... So maybe I am all wrong! LOL

Don

P.S. Glad you all had a good time man!!!
 
I woke up yesterday morning with a horrendous head cold - same this morning. This was a nice lift for me, thanks Moe. We have a family run to Disney (west) planned for September.
 
Welcome back Clint! Good to hear you and yours had a great time! I haven't been to Disney in years, however had several relatives that worked there in different capacities and from what they said, there was a huge amount of work done behind the scenes. Everything is beneath the grounds. I imagine it looks like the NASA space center under there. Beautiful kids you have there brother!!
 
Thanks for bringing my morning up to par with some good natured humor!!


Ahhhh Disney...I sear my wife would take a bullet for Eeyore....bluggh!


For our 3rd anni....guess who's spending $200+ on Disneyland instead of cigars??
 
Heading down there in a few weeks. I've been there numerous times, but this is the first trip with my son (2 years old), so my wife and I are really looking forward to it. It's easily one of the most immaculately kept places on earth, you'll hardly ever see a speck of trash around. Same with the service, I can't remember ever having a bad experience. That being said, it certainly comes at a premium. Glad you had a good trip!
 
We were down there several years ago in July. Hot and humid. My son was poising with one of the characters. I asked one of the characters handlers how frequently they were given breaks out of their costumes because of the heat. The young man didn't even break a smile. He looked at me emotionlessly and said 'What costume?'. It was a bit freaky.
 
Thanks for the smile and trip down memory lane. My parents took me there twice as a child, and I have been there twice as a family man. It is a mecca that needs to be made for those with small children. They will not forget, even if it is hard on the wallet.
 
It truly is a magical place. You AND you kids look so happy! I have very fond memories of going to Disneyland with my parents & Brother and I can't wait to go there with my nieces this year or early next year, maybe even one day with children of my own. BTW - my Mom met my Brother's girlfriend (now wife) for the first time at Disney World and had a blast!
 
Great story Clint..... very cute kids! I was just speaking to my brother-in-law about this last night. I've only been to Disney twice. Once as a child and then again in August of '06 with my son and wife who was seven months pregnant at the time with my li'l princess. My family's experience and that of anyone I have ever spoken to about Disney has been nothing but completely pleasurable. It's almost surrreal! They really do an unparalleled job of giving everyone the unique "Disney Experience". Every employee is all smiles, friendly and completely accomodating. It's not cheap but imo, it's worth it for an experience that it seems impossible to match virtually anywhere else.

We are actually going back this summer. We were planning for July but it looks like it's now going to be August. Here's a tip: If you plan to go again, and it's possible, you should plan to go at the end of the summer. Usually the last two weeks of the summer they run special deals where you can get 7 days/6 nights at a value resort with everything included. Park tickets, meal plan(which includes breakfast, lunch, a sit down dinner and one or two snacks per person per day), ground transfers to and from the airport, the whole deal.... all for about $1600. It's about the best deal they have to offer...... if you're willing to put up with the August heat. Just don't subject a pregnant wife to that! :sign:
 
Good post Clint. Great photos. Thanks for sharing.

Whatever the Disney thing in California is called, that place weirded me out to the bone. Proly would've been different if I would have had kids at the time. Proly also would've been different if I had been with different company. I went with my wife, her sister, and her sister's two gay friends. Gay men. I personally could care less, but they were dressed in women's clothing. Real loud dudes. Thank God I was sober. Otherwise, I may have never returned from that madness.

If I'd only had a shotgun for the It's A Small World ride. And some midget to yell "Pull!"
 
Good post Clint. Great photos. Thanks for sharing.

Whatever the Disney thing in California is called, that place weirded me out to the bone. Proly would've been different if I would have had kids at the time. Proly also would've been different if I had been with different company. I went with my wife, her sister, and her sister's two gay friends. Gay men. I personally could care less, but they were dressed in women's clothing. Real loud dudes. Thank God I was sober. Otherwise, I may have never returned from that madness.

If I'd only had a shotgun for the It's A Small World ride. And some midget to yell "Pull!"

WTF? How'd we get to that. :laugh: :0 Always something.
 
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