Where the hell has Smokelaw1 been?

[MiamiCubano]

Good luck and congrats brother. In the past, I've had gigs with firms I was practicing at "end abruptly" as well, and it was always, invariably, for the better.

 

[tigger]

In the past, I've had gigs with firms I was practicing at ...

I'm pretty booked up, as I have been man-whoring to make ends meet since this happened.

Note that when we pay them to navigate us through the treacherous minefield we call the legal system, attorneys are always "practicing," but when they're just plain screwing people for money, there's no practice necessary.

 

[mmburtch]

Didn't I win this contest almost exactly a year ago?

Link

 

[smokelaw1]

In the past, I've had gigs with firms I was practicing at ...

I'm pretty booked up, as I have been man-whoring to make ends meet since this happened.

Note that when we pay them to navigate us through the treacherous minefield we call the legal system, attorneys are always "practicing," but when they're just plain screwing people for money, there's no practice necessary.

Now THAT's funny.

 

[Mrepp]

I'm pretty booked up, as I have been man-whoring to make ends meet since this happened.

You bitch, no wonder my client base has been dwindling as of late :laugh: , glad to hear things are on the up & up josh :thumbs:

 

[grateful1]

A woman & her best friend are shopping for a wedding gown.

Surprised at her choice, the friend exclaims;
"You can't be serious, how can you wear white?"

The woman asks why not?

"Well", said the friend, "this is your FOURTH wedding and you're not a virgin!"

"Oh, but I am" replied the woman.

"How can that be?"


My 1st husband was a Gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.


My 2nd husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.


My 3rd husband was a contractor & never showed up.


But don't worry. This time I'm marrying a lawyer & I know I'll get screwed

 

[JimD]

That was a good one Gary.