Wilkey, are your ears burning?

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moki

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...are you gonna take him up on it?

.....

moki: yeah you need a toothpick
Wildcard: I need a toothpick.
Wildcard: Preferably minty.
moki: You want Wilkey's schlong then
insight: owned
Wildcard: Not if it's still attached to him.
moki: but detatched you'd take it?
Wildcard: If it was minty and could clean between my teeth.
moki: I'll let him know your offer is on the table then
Wildcard: Thanks. Pass that along.

.....

Since you've just had a child, it might very well be considered a viable alternative to a vasectomy, especially considering that your porn career is over.

Just a thought. :)
 
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
 
smokelaw1 said:
Yowsa.
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AVB said:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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I have heard that song at least 100 times and still find it amusing.

Seth
 
Something's burning but I think it might be from the lamb vindaloo I had last night. :p

Wilkey
 
moki said:
...are you gonna take him up on it?

.....

moki: yeah you need a toothpick
Wildcard: I need a toothpick.
Wildcard: Preferably minty.
moki: You want Wilkey's schlong then
insight: owned
Wildcard: Not if it's still attached to him.
moki: but detatched you'd take it?
Wildcard: If it was minty and could clean between my teeth.
moki: I'll let him know your offer is on the table then
Wildcard: Thanks. Pass that along.

.....

Since you've just had a child, it might very well be considered a viable alternative to a vasectomy, especially considering that your porn career is over.

Just a thought. :)
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:laugh: Sound like the chat. Nice!
 
Wilkey's been busy and here in Colorado no less! I found this article on him in the news today. LINK
 
Well isn't that something. Looks like I have more than just a hangover to show for last night. I'm pretty sure I just wanted a damn toothpick. :laugh:
 
From about ten minutes ago...

[Mrepp]: lol so u really wanted a toothpick eh?
[Wildcard]: I don't really remember how that got started.
[Wildcard]: I am impressed that I remember it at all.
[Mrepp]: I don’t remember how half of our conversations end up the way they do. one second its RYJ's and the next its gay midgets

This explain why only a select few come into the chatroom at all.
 
I'm sure Mr. Wu was driven by desperation to pilfer those undergarments in an effort to support his wife and 13 children back in Wei-Long Dong province. It has been reported that for the price of one thong on the Chinese black market, a family of 5 can be fed for 2 whole weeks.

As for the chatroom... :rolleyes: Always put on your galoshes before entering.

Wilkey
 
Zeebra said:
Hmm, am I the only one who's noticed that Moki seems to have an unhealthy fascination with Asian men?
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Mikey I won't go there as there are too many things that can be gleaned from your statement ;) :laugh:
 
[Mrepp] everyone look its tom
[Wildcard] Wait, who?
[shanewhite727] where
[Mrepp] you know that guy who dogsits
[tomthirtysix] yup, resident dogsitter
[tomthirtysix] and crying bonus check cutter
[Mrepp] man up and learn how to cry
[Wildcard] How do you learn how to cry?
[Mrepp] sniff onions while watching lassy
[Mr Peat] well WC...talk one of the boys into Money Shotting you in the eye
[Wildcard] You mean old yeller?
[Mrepp] sure old yeller works too, its just body mind assosiation
[Wildcard] However, last time I took a money shot in the eye it didn't make me cry.
[Mrepp] sorry about that btw josh, i told you it was comming
 
tomthirtysix said:
[Mrepp] everyone look its tom
[Wildcard] Wait, who?
[shanewhite727] where
[Mrepp] you know that guy who dogsits
[tomthirtysix] yup, resident dogsitter
[tomthirtysix] and crying bonus check cutter
[Mrepp] man up and learn how to cry
[Wildcard] How do you learn how to cry?
[Mrepp] sniff onions while watching lassy
[Mr Peat] well WC...talk one of the boys into Money Shotting you in the eye
[Wildcard] You mean old yeller?
[Mrepp] sure old yeller works too, its just body mind assosiation
[Wildcard] However, last time I took a money shot in the eye it didn't make me cry.
[Mrepp] sorry about that btw josh, i told you it was comming
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Thats just classic! :laugh:
 
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