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WTF?

vinnyvega

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So last night I come home to a package. YEAH!!! It's my MAWPIF package!!! I open it up and find the stick I wished for plus some beautiful sticks. Sweet!!! What did I do to deserve this?

Tonight I come home to find another package. WTF??? I look at the return address and THIS is my MAWPIF package. So, who sent me the other one?

Of course in the excitement of getting the first package, I didn't look at the return address. I assumed it was the MAWPIF. No big deal, I'll go dig it out of the trash. Right. The trash had been taken out this morning. OK, no worries. Now I got five trash bags that look identical and I am on a mission. Luckily, I found the torn up box in the third bag. The last two bags smelt like Hoffa's body found its way into my trash barrels. I look at the return address and sure enough....

Thank you Dan(MadMonk). I have been eagerly awaiting to hunt down each and every cigar you sent. You represent the spirit of Cigar Pass. Your reputation precedes you sir.


P.S. Revenge is a dish best served cold....
 
So last night I come home to a package. YEAH!!! It's my MAWPIF package!!! I open it up and find the stick I wished for plus some beautiful sticks. Sweet!!! What did I do to deserve this?

Tonight I come home to find another package. WTF??? I look at the return address and THIS is my MAWPIF package. So, who sent me the other one?

Of course in the excitement of getting the first package, I didn't look at the return address. I assumed it was the MAWPIF. No big deal, I'll go dig it out of the trash. Right. The trash had been taken out this morning. OK, no worries. Now I got five trash bags that look identical and I am on a mission. Luckily, I found the torn up box in the third bag. The last two bags smelt like Hoffa's body found its way into my trash barrels. I look at the return address and sure enough....

Thank you Dan(MadMonk). I have been eagerly awaiting to hunt down each and every cigar you sent. You represent the spirit of Cigar Pass. Your reputation precedes you sir.


P.S. Revenge is a dish best served cold....

Dan's a sneaky bastid!

Awesome play on an awesome brother by an awesome brother.
 
:laugh: Damn Joe, I hope the neighbors didn't see that!
My wife is asking me why I'm laughing so hard.
I am sorry you went to all that trouble, but I sincerely hope you enjoy.
Happy Holidays! :thumbs:
 
BWAH HAHA!! Dan made you dig in the trash!! Nice one! :thumbs: :laugh:
 
You know, i never put the fact that Monk is always going on and on about his Italian heritage and the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa together. Now it makes so much more sense!

Dan got me this week too!

Good play, Dan!!! :thumbs:
 
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