Not A Nice Person
Pink.

My tax refund came in this week---on my regular payday, no less, so I'm definitely feeling pretty flush---and I wanted to do what I always do when I have a little extra money: buy myself a box of San Cristobal Fabulosos. But they've been on back order here a couple weeks now, and there weren't any on the shelf when I went down there tonight.
Asked Scotty, the manager, if he was expecting them and he tells me "Fabulosos? I've got them." "Didn't SEE them." "I came across a bundle while I was cleaning and set them aside for you." "Bundle?"
He grabs a stepladder, reaches in the back corner of the highest shelf, and pulls out a cello brick that looks like it's been dipped in honey.
"Ooooooooooh." :love:
Neither of us have any idea how long they've been floating around behind the other stock, but I'm guessing since they opened the new location 5-6 years ago, at least. The first one's burning silky smooth with HUGE clouds of smoke. Mmmm hmmm.
~Boar