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I read the Yes Michigan post and thought I would post the somewhat similar Minnesota version.
Jeff Foxworthy on the State of Minnesota
>
> If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
>inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each
>year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you
>might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you
>might live in Minnesota.
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
>might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
>year, you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
>forehead, you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you have apologized to a telemarketer, you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
> You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If you have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
>a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota.
> - I have!!!! J
>
> If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee, you might
>live in Minnesota.
>
> If you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear
>and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters, ...."Hamm's the
>beer refreshing", you might live in Minnesota......
Jeff Foxworthy on the State of Minnesota
>
> If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
>inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each
>year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you
>might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you
>might live in Minnesota.
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
>might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
>year, you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
>forehead, you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you have apologized to a telemarketer, you might live in Minnesota.
>
> If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
> You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If you have either a pet or a child named "Kirby", you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
>a wrong number, you might live in Minnesota.
> - I have!!!! J
>
> If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee, you might
>live in Minnesota.
>
> If you grew up thinking rice was only for dessert, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
> If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear
>and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters, ...."Hamm's the
>beer refreshing", you might live in Minnesota......
