OK, where is it?

Discussion in 'The Lobby - Non-Cigar Related' started by Bayamos, Feb 7, 2018.

  1. Bayamos

    Bayamos You reap what you sow...

    Anybody?
     
  2. Scap

    Scap Well-Known Member

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    The last place you look.
     
  3. Bayamos

    Bayamos You reap what you sow...

    Not there.....
     
  4. CBoukal

    CBoukal Long time Newbie

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    Ask your wife, if she doesn’t know ask your kids.... they know everything
     
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  5. oke&coke

    oke&coke Shut up baby I know it!

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    It’s right here.
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  6. Succubus

    Succubus Well-Known Member

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    That's what she said?
     
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  7. bluue13

    bluue13 Well-Known Member

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    My fav is always "Where was the last place you had it?"
     
  8. bfreebern

    bfreebern Yada, Yada, Yada.

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  9. Devil Doc

    Devil Doc When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back

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    We've got a saying around here, "If it was up your ass, you'd know."

    Doc
     
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  10. Bayamos

    Bayamos You reap what you sow...

    Your right Doc, I would........ "Where is it".....not, "where are they"
     
  11. Gonz

    Gonz Ultra Runner

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    The remote is in between the couch cushions.

    Your best friend/cigar buddy has your favorite lighter you're looking for.

    Are you referring to a phrase your wife/SO often says, maybe in bed?!

    When on a divided highway, "it" is always a turn from a lane you're furthest from.

    and lastly, the bottle opener (it) is impossible to find when you need it, so I suggest learning to open a bottle with your teeth, on a countertop (not yours), with a lighter (a shitty one), or in a hotel door jam or deadbolt hole.
     
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  12. Succubus

    Succubus Well-Known Member

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    Or your eyeball :D
     
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  13. vortex

    vortex "A billion Eddie Barzoons jogging into the future

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    It wasn't me. I didn't do it. :(
     
  14. Set-In-Stone

    Set-In-Stone The Dude Abides

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    Hey, I resemble that remark!
     
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  15. cabaiguan juan

    cabaiguan juan Well-Known Member

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    Hey, did you find it yet?
     
  16. Bayamos

    Bayamos You reap what you sow...

    Still looking....Hard to believe the "old fellas" have no clue what I am looking for.
     
  17. Devil Doc

    Devil Doc When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back

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    That's because we don't loose stuff to begin with. We've learned, a long time ago. I don't remember when that was, though.

    Doc
     
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  18. Bayamos

    Bayamos You reap what you sow...

    Your right Doc, "we" don't lose stuff (the bride just puts in in other places). So, your under the impression I lost some thing. All I said was," I can find it."
    I'm still looking.......soon, I am sure!
     
  19. cabaiguan juan

    cabaiguan juan Well-Known Member

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    Use some string and tie it to you when you finally find it
     
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  20. Bayamos

    Bayamos You reap what you sow...

    OK where is it..... found it! "

    Quad State Herf XIII - August 4th, 2018
     
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