OK, where is it?

My fav is always "Where was the last place you had it?"
 
The remote is in between the couch cushions.

Your best friend/cigar buddy has your favorite lighter you're looking for.

Are you referring to a phrase your wife/SO often says, maybe in bed?!

When on a divided highway, "it" is always a turn from a lane you're furthest from.

and lastly, the bottle opener (it) is impossible to find when you need it, so I suggest learning to open a bottle with your teeth, on a countertop (not yours), with a lighter (a shitty one), or in a hotel door jam or deadbolt hole.
 
Gonz said:
The remote is in between the couch cushions.

Your best friend/cigar buddy has your favorite lighter you're looking for.

Are you referring to a phrase your wife/SO often says, maybe in bed?!

When on a divided highway, "it" is always a turn from a lane you're furthest from.

and lastly, the bottle opener (it) is impossible to find when you need it, so I suggest learning to open a bottle with your teeth, on a countertop (not yours), with a lighter (a shitty one), or in a hotel door jam or deadbolt hole.
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Or your eyeball :D
 
Devil Doc said:
That's because we don't loose stuff to begin with. We've learned, a long time ago. I don't remember when that was, though.

Doc
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Your right Doc, "we" don't lose stuff (the bride just puts in in other places). So, your under the impression I lost some thing. All I said was," I can find it."
I'm still looking.......soon, I am sure!
 
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