Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)

[jfields]

And the coon skin cod piece!

lol… You mean the coon purse?

 

[CBoukal]

wow!

 

[ChuckJr]

lol… You mean the coon purse?

I suppose they both could hold the same thing if the purse was carried by certain women

 

[jfields]

These hands have touched a lot of ass…

 

[Thoughts]

These hands have touched a lot of ass…
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As one who used to work at a testosterone shot clinic, that’s not always a good thing...

 

[2K6TBSS]

These hands have touched a lot of ass…
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I don't want to know what the "stains" are in the palms....

 

[jfields]

Not home inspection related, but the person selling this home is really into Halloween. I don’t know how she found tires that say Michael Myers. Thought it was vulcanized on, but she said it’s all solid rubber. Even the sun roof has something to offer.

 

[2K6TBSS]

That looks like something @Tall Paul would do!

Would be interesting to know what the owner did to get the overlays on the tires.

 

[jfields]

Needs to do something with that erhhhh….. Exposed Wiring under the kitchen sink.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Needs to do something with that erhhhh….. Exposed Wiring under the kitchen sink. View attachment 47966

Don’t lie. That’s your sink.

 

[Eqwhipped]

Needs to do something with that erhhhh….. Exposed Wiring under the kitchen sink. View attachment 47966

Something is wrong with the plumbing too, keeps making this bubbling noise.

 

[CigarStone]

Needs to do something with that erhhhh….. Exposed Wiring under the kitchen sink. View attachment 47966

They're not exposed! They are wire nutted! Come on man, play the close ones!

 

[jfields]

They're not exposed! They are wire nutted! Come on man, play the close ones!

Until one day you’re blindly reaching under the sink trying to find your Costco sized bottle of Astroglide you had….. You regretfully find out a wire nut fell off and forget all about why you were searching for it.

 

[smellysell]

Needs to do something with that erhhhh….. Exposed Wiring under the kitchen sink. View attachment 47966

What's the glass thing next to the wire?

 

[jfields]

What's the glass thing next to the wire?

It’s a pencil holder.

 

[CigarStone]

Until one day you’re blindly reaching under the sink trying to find your Costco sized bottle of Astroglide you had….. You regretfully find out a wire nut fell off and forget all about why you were searching for it.

I guess it depends on which wire nut fell off...................

 

[smellysell]

It’s a pencil holder.

Oh, OK. I thought maybe a vase.

 

[CigarStone]

Oh, OK. I thought maybe a vase.

Sure you did..........

 

[Thoughts]

Needs to do something with that erhhhh….. Exposed Wiring under the kitchen sink. View attachment 47966

In all honesty, do you ever find questionable things and place them next to areas marked as needing repair on your inspection, just so the homeowner finds it. Or, are you like, ‘fuck it, this will make a good story for more than one of us.’

 

[CigSid]

In all honesty, do you ever find questionable things and place them next to areas marked as needing repair on your inspection, just so the homeowner finds it. Or, are you like, ‘fuck it, this will make a good story for more than one of us.’

Your wife must be driving