CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
What do you get when you jack off into your golf bag?
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
Who among us is brave enough?
Shit, we've been married so long I'll stand right next to the bed!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A man goes home from work one day and finds all of his belonging laying strewn about the front yard. His wife is standing on the porch and screams "I threw your ass out!" The man says "why, everything was fine this morning?" The wife says "someone told me today that you are a pedophile!"
The man says "ooooh, that's a big word for a 12 year old"
The man says "ooooh, that's a big word for a 12 year old"
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dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
Reminds me of what a blind gynecologist and a puppy have in common...
They both have wet noses.
They both have wet noses.
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
MX
Some may call me....Tim?!?
What do you call an Army of lesbians?
A Militia Etheridge
A Militia Etheridge
After a great first date, a man and his date go to his place for some great sex. After the deed was done, the women says to the man "I have a confession to make". The man, nervous because it's 2025 asks what she wants to say. The woman tells him that she used to be a Christian. The man sighs in relief as he was expecting something bad! He tells her that he respects that and nothing would change between them. The women replies "That's great, I feel so much better as a Christina"
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
I can hardly wait for the cigars he promised me!
I'm on my way, scoot over
Looks like there's room for a bunch of us! How many did he say he has?
MaytagMan
Well-Known Member
The only thing he asked me was "Does my handkerchief small like chloroform to you?"
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
dawgie
I’m kind of a dumbass…
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