Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Scap · Saturday at 4:33 AM

CigarStone said:
I'd love to know how that knife got there

Crocodile Dundee

dawgie · Monday at 4:26 PM

rbbrock · Tuesday at 10:29 AM

Do you know why tennis players have such a high divorce rate?

Because love means nothing to them.

Scap · Tuesday at 3:35 PM

rbbrock said:
Do you know why tennis players have such a high divorce rate?

Because love means nothing to them.

I always figured it followed the men's figure skating theme...

dawgie · Wednesday at 7:32 PM

PuffTheMagicDragon · 2025-11-20T05:44:38-0800

rbbrock · 2025-11-20T07:17:25-0800

Most bald people still own combs.

They just can't part with them.

PuffTheMagicDragon · 2025-11-20T17:05:35-0800

rbbrock · 2025-11-21T06:48:35-0800

CigarStone · 2025-11-21T08:14:23-0800

rbbrock said:

The bitches be in cahoots!

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