TexEagle, as if the year couldn’t get any worse, you got me for your Secret Santa…

[Secret Santa]

@TexEagle it’s been so long since you’ve been on the Nice list that I don’t remember much about you! I do recall that you like the Eagles, but I’m not going to punish you for having poor taste!

I need some ideas! Do you have a favorite cigar manufacturer? What are some of your favorite cigars? Do you have a favorite adult libation? How about your favorite snack? Do you have any little Eaglettes running around?

Help this fat bastard out, or I might just bring you coal again!

 

[CBoukal]

Great dude here Santa. Even if his taste in teams suck!

 

[modo22]

This guy deserves the best black hard stuff you can find!!

 

[Pugman1943]

Santa, the eagle is whisper quiet at 5000 feet, but a good guy once you get to appreciate him.

 

[Secret Santa]

Tick tock @TexEagle ! If Santa doesn’t hear from you soon, you may get what you deserve instead of what you want!

 

[TexEagle]

Tick tock @TexEagle ! If Santa doesn’t hear from you soon, you may get what you deserve instead of what you want!

It is my lucky day Santa. I deserve nothing but a hard time cause that’s what I’m best at passing out. Anything will be appreciated cause I’m easy like Sunday morning. My best request would be to have the offensive coordinator of the eagles. Kevin patullo fired if you can do that!!

I love the taste and look of coal in my teeth. Makes it easier to beat the ladies off. Lol.

I have little kids although I’m 51. 8yo boy 6yo girl. If I meet a cigar I don’t like I let it die with dignity but that happens very rarely. Santa has never disappointed me. I enjoy a good whiskey neat, but please dont over extend the elves. A couple of Santa’s sticks would be fantastic and I’ll be grateful for anything.

This guy deserves the best black hard stuff you can find!!

now you brought my girlfriend into the mix she loves coal too.

 

[Secret Santa]

Thank you for response young man! Since you didn’t give me much to go on regarding cigars, I’ll just have to dig into the bowels of the Santa-dor! You might get something good, or you might get something horrible!

Do your eaglets have names, or do you just call them boy and girl?

With another impending snowmaggedon predicted up here on the North Pole, I probably won’t get your package out until next week. Keep an eye out sonny boy!

 

[TexEagle]

Owen & Olivia are the little eagles. I have joint custody of the little turkeys and love it. Baseball and softball just stopped so I get to actually spend a little time with them now. Owen had a great season and his team won the World Series. He came in very clutch on the last two games of the tournament. Owen just got into the spelling bee at school. Olivia is being recommended for GT program. Olivia thinks she is the best softball player born. She has a little more swag than she has game but it’s cute to see. She’s actually pretty good.

Chasity is the soon to be fiance. She has a stripper name but I assure you she isn’t. Lol I think her parents had too much fun in the 70’s lol. She grew up down the street from me. She had a pool so I spent many summers at her house. We both found ourselves single later in life and I convinced her to be a chubby chaser. She had always been my dream girl. Actually helped me plan a proposal on a cruise we all took together. Her mom held the ring I proposed with lol.

Then there’s Dawkins. The Boston terrier crackhead. Named after Brian Dawkins my fav eagle of all time.

Sticks - I hate to single myself into a category or brand because so many have great offerings. And some of them not my style. But I love trying new things. I had a great viaje, tatuaje, Cuban, and turducken in the last few days. I like a bunch. It’s kind of like music for me. I enjoy all types. However, I could argue that bang for the buck - best of all time is Padron 64 maduro anniversary series. I’ve smoked many cigars that I’ve wasted money on. Or that aren’t worth the outrageous price tag. And I think that Padron is a sweet spot. Or a Don Carlos. Maybe I’m just basic lol.

Okay sorry for the long winded BS. I’ve been under the weather and just wanted to get back to you now that I feel a little better.

No rush and anything at all will be appreciated sir. Please don’t overextend urself. I’m happy just to open something up that isn’t junk mail.