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Sniper attack in New York

rob300c

The Big Noobowski
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This morning while leaving for work an attempt on my life occurred! Special forces infilitrated the surrounding buildings of my apartment and lay in wait. Fortunately for myself security has been on high ever since the slight insurgency we have experienced recently. With all the insurgents'' weapons and firepower I was still able to withstand the hail of sniper rounds that decended upon me. My security forces eliminated all but one and under torture he admitted to being sent by one jfields. An envelope was found on his person saying only 'dead fog'. Some secret code perhaps?
I was slightly injured in the massive attack, saved only by my Palio cutter that miraculously deflected a death blow.
Jfields... your days are numbered!
Next time send bombs... not men with small arms!

-Rob
 
This morning while leaving for work an attempt on my life occurred! Special forces infilitrated the surrounding buildings of my apartment and lay in wait. Fortunately for myself security has been on high ever since the slight insurgency we have experienced recently. With all the insurgents'' weapons and firepower I was still able to withstand the hail of sniper rounds that decended upon me. My security forces eliminated all but one and under torture he admitted to being sent by one jfields. An envelope was found on his person saying only 'dead fog'. Some secret code perhaps?
I was slightly injured in the massive attack, saved only by my Palio cutter that miraculously deflected a death blow.
Jfields... your days are numbered!
Next time send bombs... not men with small arms!

-Rob

Ouch! Mission failed.............. I was trying to quiet a mouthy FOG.

Seriously Rob, Enjoy! You're a deserving FOG.
Edited because I can't proofread.
 
Thanks fellas!
I don't really consider myself a FOG...
Just a guy on his way to attaining FOG enlightenment...
All I know is that I am not so much a noob anymore!

Now all you noobs can fugg off! :p

-Rob
 
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