Wiskers and Paws Pass !

[mmburtch]

So I take it only Matt and myself read the rules?

Maybe it's because hardly anyone wants to be in dan's pass..... :whistling:

Just a guess.

Hey Mrs. Crabtree, Dan should be capitalized.

 

[Dave]

So I take it only Matt and myself read the rules?

Maybe it's because hardly anyone wants to be in dan's pass..... :whistling:

Just a guess.

Hey Mrs. Crabtree, Dan should be capitalized.

Now now boys, no need for false pretenses.

 

[denverdog]

MY PUSSY WANTS TO PLAY!

 

[CoventryCat86]

So I take it only Matt and myself read the rules?

Maybe it's because hardly anyone wants to be in dan's pass..... :whistling:

Just a guess.

Hey Mrs. Crabtree, Dan should be capitalized.

I deliberately didn't capitalize it and there's a reason for that.

 

[kiltedcraftsman]

So I take it only Matt and myself read the rules?

Maybe it's because hardly anyone wants to be in dan's pass..... :whistling:

Just a guess.

Hey Mrs. Crabtree, Dan should be capitalized.

I deliberately didn't capitalize it and there's a reason for that.

hmm..perhaps you should share the "reason for that". Otherwise it seems a lot like bating, which of course, as you well know, is against the rules of CP.

 

[tkoepp]

MY PUSSY WANTS TO PLAY!

DAMN BRO You got a FAT pussy

 

[mmburtch]

MY PUSSY WANTS TO PLAY!

DAMN BRO You got a FAT pussy

My thoughts exactly. That thing is bigger than your dog!

 

[CgarDan]

MY PUSSY WANTS TO PLAY!

DAMN BRO You got a FAT pussy

My thoughts exactly. That thing is bigger than your dog!

But awesome looking never the less !!!!!!

 

[SweetMelissa]

Your pussy is adorable!!!!!!!!!!!


Melly

 

[bfreebern]

Stop bottle feeding the pussy, sheesh.

 

[geldor1]

What if your pussy don't play?

She only sleeping.

Sorta looks like a road kill that bloated up after several days in the sun. :sign:

 

[NullSmurf]

Buried my pussy in the back yard last month

 

[CgarDan]

What if your pussy don't play?

She only sleeping.

Sorta looks like a road kill that bloated up after several days in the sun. :sign:

Well nobody is perfect :blush: Does the owner of the sleeping pussy want to play? :whistling:

 

[CgarDan]

Buried my pussy in the back yard last month

I feel for you Bruce. I don't even want to think about stuff like that makes me very sad

Want to be in the pass as a tribute to the lost friend ?

 

[denverdog]

Yeah he is a bit on the fatterthenshit side but he makes a great pillow.

Matt you are right, he is bigger then our dog. :laugh:

 

[Swifty]

If there is still room MY PUSSY(pussies) WANTS TO PLAY.

 

[NullSmurf]

Buried my pussy in the back yard last month

I feel for you Bruce. I don't even want to think about stuff like that makes me very sad

Want to be in the pass as a tribute to the lost friend ?

No thanks, Dan. I'm stretched as far as I dare go.

Funny though, he used to sit up high and torment the dogs. If either got high enough, all he got was a clawless pummeling on the snout that would make Ali proud. So, in revenge I presume, they promply dug him up and dragged him in through the doggy door. Dead was the only way they'd ever get any revenge on him. You should have seen the Keystone Kops routine - my son and me scrambling to get him reburied before the wife figured things out. She did ask me about the bricks and chicken wire now protecting the grave.

 

[CoventryCat86]

So I take it only Matt and myself read the rules?

Maybe it's because hardly anyone wants to be in dan's pass..... :whistling:

Just a guess.

Hey Mrs. Crabtree, Dan should be capitalized.

I deliberately didn't capitalize it and there's a reason for that.

hmm..perhaps you should share the "reason for that". Otherwise it seems a lot like bating, which of course, as you well know, is against the rules of CP.

"bating" ???

BATTER UP!! :laugh:
Or, did you mean the animal?

Please resist your urge to play coca-cola moderator and just plain report the post. Otherwise just mind your own business and please refrain from baiting comments.

So kilted, you haven't posted since October 12th and you decide to crawl out from under your rock to make a post in this thread and then slither away, why is that? ???

 

[CoventryCat86]

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The Rules: (my apologies to all the other passes I stole these from… esp Swissy :whistling: )
1. When you receive the pass, please do an inventory and make sure everything is there and numbered correctly!
2. Please inspect the box and packaging materials for proper cigar packing and RH%. Either post your concern or contact me directly via PM.
3. Do not remove the cigars from their baggies unless they are part of your approved P/T's. Why Not? I may want to look at them up close to see if there is any damage and smell them to make sure they don't smell like piss since most of your Havanas are "green."
4. Please post your proposed P&T's in the forum prior to the pass arriving to you. You gotta be kidding me! How on earth can you expect someone to figure out which exact cigars they are going to "take" if they haven't even seen them yet? ??? This is absolutely ridiculous and I've been involved in more passes than 99.5% of the members here and I've never seen this rule.
If anyone has an issue with someone else's plays, please be polite about it and post your concerns in the forum.
5. Put & Takes's (P/T's) should be: A) value for value, B) ISOM for ISOM, C) NC for NC. "Should" be is the key word here. There's NOTHING wrong with putting an Opus X and taking one of your green Havanas. You also have conflicting rules here and should probably think this through better and revise these.
6. Please notify next person in line via a post in this thread prior to shipping to confirm they are ready to recieve the pass. LMFAO! :laugh: How on earth does the sender notifying the person receiving it confirm the receiver is ready to receive the pass? This doesn't make any sense at all.
7. Ship the package via USPS PRIORITY and post the Delivery Confirmation Number (DC#) in the forum. For you newer CP members, use online shipping from USPS.Com - you get free DC#'s! Of course, faster shipping is allowed but not required. What about UPS Ground? If someone is relatively close to you, UPS Ground, FedEx, DLH, etc. may be less expensive AND you get "TRACKING" as opposed to USPS which is DELIVERY CONFIRMATION ONLY. Full blown tracking is far superior to the USPS Delivery Confirmation.

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I'm not sure you've REALLY thought out these "rules" very well at all. On the contrary, it looks to me like you just lifted them without fully understanding what you're demanding here and you certainly don't instill a whole lot of confidence in the audience here that this pass will run very smoothly.

BTW, how's that Russian Roulette pass going over on Cigar Live? You know, the one that got lost. :laugh: I did notice that the asshats over there seldom if ever post exactly what cigars they "put." They'll just post that they put a "Carlos Torano" which doesn't tell anyone much at all.

 

[Dave]

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The Rules: (my apologies to all the other passes I stole these from… esp Swissy :whistling: )
1. When you receive the pass, please do an inventory and make sure everything is there and numbered correctly!
2. Please inspect the box and packaging materials for proper cigar packing and RH%. Either post your concern or contact me directly via PM.
3. Do not remove the cigars from their baggies unless they are part of your approved P/T's. Why Not? I may want to look at them up close to see if there is any damage and smell them to make sure they don't smell like piss since most of your Havanas are "green."
4. Please post your proposed P&T's in the forum prior to the pass arriving to you. You gotta be kidding me! How on earth can you expect someone to figure out which exact cigars they are going to "take" if they haven't even seen them yet? ??? This is absolutely ridiculous and I've been involved in more passes than 99.5% of the members here and I've never seen this rule.
If anyone has an issue with someone else's plays, please be polite about it and post your concerns in the forum.
5. Put & Takes's (P/T's) should be: A) value for value, B) ISOM for ISOM, C) NC for NC. "Should" be is the key word here. There's NOTHING wrong with putting an Opus X and taking one of your green Havanas. You also have conflicting rules here and should probably think this through better and revise these.
6. Please notify next person in line via a post in this thread prior to shipping to confirm they are ready to recieve the pass. LMFAO! :laugh: How on earth does the sender notifying the person receiving it confirm the receiver is ready to receive the pass? This doesn't make any sense at all.
7. Ship the package via USPS PRIORITY and post the Delivery Confirmation Number (DC#) in the forum. For you newer CP members, use online shipping from USPS.Com - you get free DC#'s! Of course, faster shipping is allowed but not required. What about UPS Ground? If someone is relatively close to you, UPS Ground, FedEx, DLH, etc. may be less expensive AND you get "TRACKING" as opposed to USPS which is DELIVERY CONFIRMATION ONLY. Full blown tracking is far superior to the USPS Delivery Confirmation.

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I'm not sure you've REALLY thought out these "rules" very well at all. On the contrary, it looks to me like you just lifted them without fully understanding what you're demanding here and you certainly don't instill a whole lot of confidence in the audience here that this pass will run very smoothly.

BTW, how's that Russian Roulette pass going over on Cigar Live? You know, the one that got lost. :laugh: I did notice that the asshats over there seldom if ever post exactly what cigars they "put." They'll just post that they put a "Carlos Torano" which doesn't tell anyone much at all.

Very good questions Bill.

Why don't you ask Jim? They seem to work for his pass.

Puppy Pass III​

The Rules: (my apologies to all the other passes I stole these from…)

1. When you receive the pass, please do an inventory and make sure everything is there and numbered correctly!

2. Please inspect the box and packaging materials for proper cigar packing and RH%. Either post your concern or contact me directly via PM.

3. Do not remove the cigars from their baggies unless they are part of your approved P/T's.

4. Please post your proposed P&T's in the forum prior to the pass arriving to you. If anyone has an issue with someone else's plays, please be polite about it and post your concerns in the forum.

5. Put & Takes's (P/T's) should be: A) value for value, B) ISOM for ISOM, C) NC for NC (Rarity trumps value, BTW and age factors in slightly as well...) *HOWEVER*... I will allow 2 for 1's and Non-Cuban for Cuban on a limited, person by person basis. These are by PRE-APPROVED PM FIRST please. I fully expect no one will want to take advantage of this, but you never know.

6. In the dog treats area, anything not professionally/commercially sealed should be double ziplocked or sealed in some form or fashion so that it DOES NOT LEAK, STAIN, SMELL-UP or OTHERWISE ENDANGER the cigars also in the box. Please use common sense in this area… such as liquids are a bad idea! If there is any question or concerns, contact me via PM and I'll let you know.

7. Post your dog(s) name and brief description of the included dog treat as well as your dog(s) opinion of what they got. (tail wags, barfed it up, and so on)

8. Please notify next person in line via a post in this thread prior to shipping to confirm they are ready to recieve the pass.

9. Ship the package via USPS PRIORITY and post the Delivery Confirmation Number (DC#) in the forum. For you newer CP members, use online shipping from USPS.Com - you get free DC#'s! Of course, faster shipping is allowed but not required.

10. Give your dog(s) a scratch for me and most of all, Have fun!