Can a beetle eat the entire cigar?

Sorry I have no children.
I am now leaning on possible dark matter in my humidor.

No Nimrod I don't think its Dark Matter. A more likely explanation is one of the Heartfelt beads collapsed causing a Black Hole that sucked your Tat into it. That seems to be happening as of late, perhaps you can ask Viper for a refund of the purchase price of the cigar, or a new set of beads.
 
Did you check for suspicious Llamas loitering outside your house? If you find one, check it's overcoat pockets. All of them.


Good luck.
 
So, my question is: can a beetle eat the entire cigar, including the wrapper?
If in the cigar's place there is a pile of dusty beetle crap of approximately the same volume, then I'd say yes. That had to be one hungry beetle though. :D

Wilkey
 
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