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Have you met my ex?

Wolfie

Alien
Joined
May 31, 2009
Messages
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Location
Oakland, CA
I'm pretty sure this may actually be one of my ex wives...Sure sounds about right.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
 
I just watched this from another forum I'm on. Hilarious!!!
 
I think I dated her younger sister. Try having that scenario in only a day's time. :laugh:

God, I miss her :sign:
 
I think I dated her younger sister. Try having that scenario in only a day's time. :laugh:

God, I miss her :sign:


Did I tell you about the time she showed up at my office in the middle of the day demanding to know about a discrepancy in her spreadsheet.




What spreadsheet, you say? That's what I thought. But she explained that it was the spreadsheet she was keeping of when I left the house and how long I was gone, correlated to the phone bill and instant messenger conversations.

This was about the time that I started to realize that her crazy wasn't so cute as it use to be.
 
Just think, they say us men are the guilty party when it comes to listening problems! :laugh:

That was brilliant. Kudos to the guy for having a sense of humor about it.
 
My favorite email was when she wrote that "we both made mistakes while you were gone." HAHAHAHA
What a crock! Her boyfriend doesn't call her for two days and she screws some other guy. Do I smell a whore?
 
My favorite email was when she wrote that "we both made mistakes while you were gone." HAHAHAHA
What a crock! Her boyfriend doesn't call her for two days and she screws some other guy. Do I smell a whore?

LOL The kicker is when you press the issue with her, she'll say "Oh,I was just feeling jealous, but I only SAID that to make you mad" (here's where the puppy dog eyes come 'round)
 
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