Ok, so there was a Hawaiian guy, a Haole (white) guy, and a Chinese guy. They were all hired to build a house. The foreman says to the Hawaiian guy, "Alright Hawaiian dude. You're big and strong, so you are in charge of the heavy lifting, framing, roofing, etc. of the house." Then, the foreman says to the Haole guy, "Alright Haole dude. You're good at drawing, so you're in charge of the blueprints and the layout of the house." Lastly, the foreman says to the Chinese guy, "Alright Chinese dude. You're good with numbers, so you are in charge of all of the supplies needed for the house. Make sure we have everything we need." At this, the foreman left it up to his three hired hands to build the house. The Haole guy drew up the blueprints to the house and made sure they were perfect. The Hawaiian guy, with practiced precision and skill, framed the house, put up the drywall, and roofed it. They had been working for a week straight, and neither had seen the Chinese guy since the first day. As they were finishing up and cleaning up the job site, the Hawaiian guy says to the Haole guy, "Ho brah, you wen see dat Chinese buggah?" At that moment, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the truck and yelled "SUPPLIES!!!!!"
Last, but not least .... So two lions were eating a clown. The first lion says to the second lion, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Yo momma is so f**king ugly, when she cries, the tears roll down the back of her head!
It might be the fact that I am 6 Glenmorangies in at this point but I don't get this fuggin' post at all. Sorry dude.
Yo momma is so f**king ugly, when she cries, the tears roll down the back of her head!
It might be the fact that I am 6 Glenmorangies in at this point but I don't get this fuggin' post at all. Sorry dude.
I'm dead sober, and I have to admit yours doesn't make sense to me either :whistling: Different senses of humor I guess!
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