Recent content by Secret Santa

Fuck cookies, I want that!

I’m going to start sending you Christmas lists.

Caine. It’s not just snow up here. Something has to pay for this operation.

You’d be amazed how often this is asked for.

I often get asked how do I get it done in one night? This is my answer: my playlist is Wizards in Winter, on repeat and coke. Lots of coke. That’s how the shit gets done.

That shit looks like my sleigh.

I don't know who this guy Gary is, but it took me weeks to find that damn ashtray, and you're giving him props! F*ck him. Smh. Guess what you're getting this year for Christmas? 💩

<makes a note on the naughty list> 🎅🏻

Happy birthday Ben

Santa went. Maybe you should have picked a job with better international travel, like mine.

I won!

Elf, obviously.

Hey, I heard John Fields buys 30+ year old, crusty cigars! Maybe you can sell them to him. 🎅

Happy Birthday Brother!! Make it a special day today, you deserve it!

Glad everything arrived safely. Enjoy the New Year.