@Smart Ash my boy! Your Christmas Package is en route! USPS 9534610051275339300712 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁

Ho, ho, ho, Ed ( @Pugman1943 ), The elves are trying a new delivery method for some of our packages this year. I don't really understand much about it, but they told me to send you this number. 1ZB8C753YW95033484 (~Friday) Merry Christmas! --Santa

Joe, an update. I read your list and wanted to do something special, if possible. Well, I had to call in some markers and this took some time. I think you will be pleased with what I found. So, have no fear, Santa just has to get the FDA approved Bio-Hazard bag and it will be on its way...

Well Shane this does give me a little bit to go on. Any final requests before I start putting my package in your box? er.... I mean, oh you know what I mean! I need some more egg nog....

@Eqwhipped thank you for the letter! I finally sobered up enough to read it. Anyway, I’ll get my boys working a lil something to send your way!

Thank you for doing that. I feel like I know you enough to consider something other then coal. I have dispached the elves and your box is on its way. 434630109355096573132

Well Behike, thank you for the information. Santa may have some things in his sac.... er...humidor that may suit you. A NEW PUPPY?! Sounds like a few treats are in order. What wonderful world of canine are you getting? Puppy training often is as much human training as canine. I am sure you will...

So sorry to hear about your pup that passed. :( Glad you were able to rescue another. :) What type books do your son and wife like to read?

Thank you for response young man! Since you didn’t give me much to go on regarding cigars, I’ll just have to dig into the bowels of the Santa-dor! You might get something good, or you might get something horrible! Do your eaglets have names, or do you just call them boy and girl? With another...

@dawgie it appears you enjoy coal. Lucky for you I’ve got more coal than you can shake a stick at. I’m sure you’ve been nice here and there as it seems they keep you around here. what kind of bones is the dawg chewing on these days? Santa wants to know what’s on the delightful list for the...

Welcome back to the forum! I've checked out a few posts and have a few items lined up. @investandprosper, send Santa down the right snow coaster... anything special that won't cost Santa a reindeer??

@drunkfish3 Kris Kringle is searching for you. Jolly old Saint Nick wants to make you & your family’s every wish come true. I’ve spent weeks chasing you. While my powers are mighty, swimming thru the ducks, and following a drunk fish has tired me, Mrs. Claus, the elves, and the reindeer. They...

@Cparker , you out there?

Well hot damn, there he is. Santa was wondering if his Santa-foo was effective in summoning you or if I blitzened over the keyboard too much and my message didn't go through (Ben knows what I mean). Glad to see you made it through the holidays! I will see if I can get a package together for...

I'm glad you said something, Mason, because I was about to dispatch my most reliable elf in search of a mega-pack of Backwoods. I've now recalled him to base and we are reassessing, but our ability to successfully meet these updated objectives looks promising for the most part. We are a bit...