Hello @Eqwhipped My elves informed me that your package has been dropped down your chimney Saturday. Hopefully you didn’t burn it inadvertently! Merry Christmas!

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All right, mystery man, your mystery gift is all packed up and will begin traveling your way tomorrow! I have a new elf in charge of feeding the reindeer this year, and it looks like he fucked up the silage, so the team has been drunk off their asses 24/7 ever since they figured that out...

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho Ho Greg, You passed the nice test by a hair. Mrs. Clause is on a recycling kick so I apologize if your package looks a bit worn. Hope you enjoy the Holidays. I think Mrs. Clause slipped a little something in there for the Mrs., Junior and Luna as well. Santa 9434636106195312620197

Well Santa, your gift box arrived. Your thoughtfulness shined through as evident by that wonderful card. I don't believe I've had a pop up card in over 50 years. Thank you for the gift for the wife. You were more than generous in my specialty selected item and they will come out and be...

@cabaiguan juan Mr. Jon, Elliott with 2 T's, your package is in flight and will arrive tomorrow (fingers and hooves crossed).

Ho ho ho! As always Dan, you've made the nice list so Santa is has something coming your way! Rudolph is drunk off his though, so you might want to look after him movements. 9505 5158 7576 5347 0912 24.

Ho ho ho! 🎅 I’m currently on the run and making a mad dash across the globe, but don’t you worry—I’ve got my elves hustling faster than reindeer on Christmas Eve. They’re out tracking down some very important items just for you and should have them in hand early this week. Once those elves...

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You've been a patient one, MX! Your gift is packed and ready, keep watch! 9405 5301 0935 5254 6177 54

Merry Christmas, @Pugman1943! The two elves on the shelves near you sent me a fax that your package has arrived.

Btw, your package has made it to Nebraska, so hopefully you'll see it Monday or Tuesday.

Mr. Joe! Once this snow clears, my partner elves will be able to get your bags sent this weekend! Hope it makes it safely, I poked alot of holes in the bag.