I haven't reported anyone yet, so I'll report you too....

Powerful stuff Ironpeddler. Enjoyed. Thanks

Thanks buddy, I knew it was you.....Sneaky ....

These guys don't play around....

Thanks Jack.....How was that WOAM...?

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So if yesterday wasn't bad enough, with all my arms getting blown off an all. I came home from work early today and found my wife blown to smithereens. By the looks of it she had opened a package addressed to me. While searching through the debris I found only a single clue to where this...

Oh my god.......Its beautiful..........

His name should be Tom "The Bomb". I stopped using my tongue. I now use a pencil until I can get a new computer. I was informed that Jack infested my keyboard with all types of venereal diseases.

Damn it, I forgot about the keyboard thing....I knew when you asked to borrow my computer it wasn't a good idea. I was wondering why the spacebar was all jammed up....Better hit the clinic. Jack has been known to carry the herpegonasiphillis. Double hit.

They play dirty...We need to warn the others...:-)

Well guys, I have some bad news. I was driving home today after a long 12hr shift doing what I do (Turning wrenches on F-16s). Had a rough night tonight if that wasn't enough. So I pulled into the neighborhood and stopped by the mailbox like I do every night. Opened it up and there was a key...

Fine smoke....Enjoy...