Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

CBoukal · Jun 25, 2025

dawgie said:
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This should say "Happiness is knowing you won't have to settle for a hand job"

PuffTheMagicDragon · Jun 25, 2025

Scap · Jun 25, 2025

PuffTheMagicDragon · Jun 26, 2025

Captain B · Sunday at 11:25 AM

Not a seasonal picture, but funny all the same

whopper · Monday at 5:41 AM

rbbrock · Monday at 4:08 PM

kann · Monday at 11:37 PM

rbbrock said:

True story.

PuffTheMagicDragon · Tuesday at 3:29 PM

Scap · 2025-07-02T03:55:09-0700

CigarStone · 2025-07-02T07:36:59-0700

Darin · 2025-07-02T07:39:30-0700

CigarStone said:
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Been there a few times ... hilarious gift shop!

bfreebern · 2025-07-02T08:04:22-0700

Yep, been there and driven by it often. They do have some great fudge and salt water taffy

dawgie · 2025-07-02T09:00:43-0700

PuffTheMagicDragon · 2025-07-02T17:09:14-0700

CigarStone said:
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@CigarStone
We happened to be there on the day that the wiener mobile showed up.

CigarStone · 2025-07-03T05:04:47-0700

PuffTheMagicDragon said:
@CigarStone
We happened to be there on the day that the wiener mobile showed up.

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It seems some strange things happen in Missouri!