Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[rbbrock]

What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs?


Matt



What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in the water?


Bob

Hanging on a wall? Art

In a hole? Phil

In a mailbox? Bill

In the garden? Herb

At the casino? Chip

In a tree? Russell

Being towed by a boat? Skip

In a hot tub? Stu

Under a car? Jack

With a pet cat? Claude

Driving a car? Rex

 

[MX]

Girl with no legs?

Consuelo

 

[Darin]

Hooker with no arms or legs?

Night Crawler

 

[Captain B]

A girl with 1 leg ?

Eileen

A Chinese girl with 1 leg?

Irene

 

[rbbrock]

A girl with 1 leg ?

Eileen

A Chinese girl with 1 leg?

Irene

They're waitresses at IHOP.

 

[whopper]

@dawgie

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[dawgie]

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@dawgie

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