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CigarStone
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MaytagMan
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rbbrock
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PuffTheMagicDragon
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Thoughts
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Can't remember if I posted this or not:
My ex-wife (wife at the time) was having our third child. She was born with no complications, thankfully, and mom was recovering as well. They were doing skin to skin time after the birth. The nurse came in to check on them and this is the conversation that occurred:
Nurse: "you have the prettiest baby mam"
Wife: "thank you, she is perfect"
Me: "wait, I bet you tell that to all parents that come through here"
Nurse: "nope, I don't tell everyone that when they have a baby. Yours' is a movie star baby"
Me: "so, what do you tell them? Cause I'm assuming you tell them something supportive"
Nurse: "I say, 'aww, your baby looks just like you'"
I fucking lost it when she said that lol.
My ex-wife (wife at the time) was having our third child. She was born with no complications, thankfully, and mom was recovering as well. They were doing skin to skin time after the birth. The nurse came in to check on them and this is the conversation that occurred:
Nurse: "you have the prettiest baby mam"
Wife: "thank you, she is perfect"
Me: "wait, I bet you tell that to all parents that come through here"
Nurse: "nope, I don't tell everyone that when they have a baby. Yours' is a movie star baby"
Me: "so, what do you tell them? Cause I'm assuming you tell them something supportive"
Nurse: "I say, 'aww, your baby looks just like you'"
I fucking lost it when she said that lol.
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rbbrock
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CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A man loves his wife, Wendy, so much that he gets her name tattooed on his penis. Since he got the tattoo while he had a hard-on, under normal circumstances all you could see was Wy.
They go to Jamaica on vacation and the man is in a restroom and he looks to his left and he sees a big Jamaican guy with Wy on his dick and he says "wow I see the wy, is your wife's name Wendy as well?"
The Jamaican says "nah mahn .... it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
They go to Jamaica on vacation and the man is in a restroom and he looks to his left and he sees a big Jamaican guy with Wy on his dick and he says "wow I see the wy, is your wife's name Wendy as well?"
The Jamaican says "nah mahn .... it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
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