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Hey there big boy, how's your holiday treating you? I hope it's been well, if not I can surely take care of that. I know you have wants and needs, and I know I can address them all. I just need to know what you want and need most. Congratulations on your uber success with the fantasy...

Ok, ok. So let me know if I'm correct in my understanding of this: -Wife is on the Good list- primarily because someone reliable needs to be available to get you to the Emergency Room for your annual mishap. Cannpt have her "getting to you later". Daughters are always on the Good List, until...

Err..sorry I mean ho ho ho! Seems as if Santa has already taken up some holiday "cheer". Enough about me though, what interests or wants do you have this year? I hear you are interested in bourbon, among other things, but tell ole saint nick more. I am sure I can whip something up, even...

Hope you’ve been a good boy this year!! Tell Santa what you you are interested in this year. 🎅

Greg @bluue13 , You are one of my favorites! I love that little big state of yours, it is the easiest part of my night as I dont have many houses to stop at (not just because of all the aholes there). But you are always on the Nice list! Let Santa know what you are wishing for this year. is...

Ed, Don’t be shy, step on up and tell me what I can send you this year! Is there anything you enjoy to drink when you have yourself a good cigar? Tell me a little bit about the fam and pups. I’ve noticed you’ve been a little bit distant here at CP the last few months so I hope all is well for...

In the mean time, I'll check you posts to see if you're worthy of your wants, -vs- what you've earned! 😈 SS

Anthony, I've heard mixed reviews about you, so nows your time to plead your case! 😎 Let me know what you're liking on a day to day basis, what your dream sticks are and possibly, what you may leave for "Santa" to wash down them cookies. We'll see what the ol elves can cook up. SS

If this isn't a sign, I don't know what is...

HoHoHo, very nice @Gonz that helps quite a bit... My elves have been hard at work as well and have giving me a lot of good information about you, it seems your not so naughty after all. So not to worry Santa has plenty of Christmas Spirits, I mean spirit to share with all..

@PaulTra New Orleans Paul the voodoo man. Your magic helped the Saints to be in top of their division so you totally don’t need any more magic books. You got your tats down right for now So what should I send you ???? butt plugs seem to be an item of choice for many this season but I like...

You're going to be on the ropes after this one! Santa knows you've been a miserable ole crotchety bastiage most of the year. Oh, wait...that's @bfreebern . THinde, your creativity in forum handles is vanilla to say the least. Tell me about your holiday selection choices. Let's hope they'll be...

The international man of mystery, Mr. @Smokin'Sims ! I'll have you know that Mrs. Claus and I envy your little hillside country home. While you enjoy the beautiful Swiss countryside, my wife's nipples stiffen and my balls shrink into my stomach here in the North Pole. Surely you couldn't want...

Whattya say @ironpeddler ? Santa's going to have to swing on by the shore, that is if he doesn't get logjammed on the fricken parkway coming down. Funny thing, Santa used to come down to the shore all the time back in high school, it was the place to be on a warm afternoon if one was inclined...

Jon Jon Jon, I think I have your cigar selection figured out. Boy is the white owl company excited when I placed the order. What I am lacking is any information about what your wife and kids may be into. Her calmness and ability to deal with you all year deserves a reward I think. What...

Well well well, Steven. Looks like you made the list again....what list that is? Guess we'll have to see. So help an old elf out. What do you like? Cigars? Liquid Refreshments? Hobbies? Guilty pleasures? Not so guilty pleasures? I know I'm supposed to "know everything" but I'm like 1,000...

By the way, speaking of love; I love your avatar! I see you live in Illinois. Hopefully you’re a sports fan? Its pretty easy to be one with those teams…the Bears (fuck the Packers!), Cubs, White Sox and the Bulls who haven’t done much lately but I do recall one tongue wagging magician who put...

Yes, that Cig guy is a real dick hahahahohohooo 😂 But that still doesn't tell me what you are wanting, needing.. just a little hint will do Santa some good.