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  1. SamClemmons

    Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

    While passing a cemetery in the car dad says, "People are just dying to get in there."
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    Cigars in the mail!

    Thanks brother, I've come to terms with it.
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    Cigars in the mail!

    Well, the wife passed in 2015 and put me in a kind of slump. I'll hang around some. Thinking about giving up cigars for weed.
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    Cigars in the mail!

    Just barely hanging on to the single digit hcp. Getting old but I can still drive 280 on a good day. How's by you?
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    Life Advice- Best investments you have made.

    Alliteration and genius all in a magic puff of smoke.
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    Cigars in the mail!

    Not dead, close a couple times though. Retired in Myrtle Beach so mostly the same thing . . . another day in paradise but no virgins damn the luck.
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    Cigars in the mail!

    You are embarrassing me Floyd and this from a guy who is free balling.
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    Cigars in the mail!

    Howya Bert? I'm not seeing much grace in this "bowing out".
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    S T Dupont Which Butane???

    Rub a couple sticks together ya pampered posers.
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    Say it again.

    Say it again.
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    First Trip to Cuba report

    I never visited. I lived there. N
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    Where are all the clowns?

    Piss off Horace. After surgeries on both hands and right knee my handicap is up to a freakin' 10. Never thought I'd see the day I couldn't break 80 consistently but the day has come. At least my Redskins dominated their division. N '
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    Where are all the clowns?

    Geezus. Wine pansies now. Can you people sink any lower. Hey! How about a nice eau de toilette to compliment your frilly blouses? That would be fabulous. God, what complete wankers you people turned out to be. NA
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    Happy Birthday, Neal. (SamClemmons)

    Well Geez, I missed my own birthday. I wonder could I get a do over if I wrote a letter?   Thanks guys... you too Todd.   N
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    Checking back in...been off the boards for a while...

    Living the dream in Myrtle Beach... who needs pants. NA
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    CPFFL Year 12 - managers wanted

    Well boys it has been a good 11 years but it's looking like we are losing some managers. This is the Fantasy Football league started by The Beast back in 2002. It's a 10 team league and Kenny (allofus123) is the commish. Cuban cigar payout or cash we'll have to vote on it. Entry fee ranges from...
  17. SamClemmons

    Souldog sad news

    What these guys said. Damn.
  18. SamClemmons

    Happy 58th Birthday Anthony (tone-ny)

    I look forward to it bruddah. Just put a G25 driver in the bag. Hands down the easiest driver to shape a shot I ever hit. Don't know why more guys don't play them.   NA
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