Elf, obviously.

Hey, I heard John Fields buys 30+ year old, crusty cigars! Maybe you can sell them to him. 🎅

Happy Birthday Brother!! Make it a special day today, you deserve it!

Ho Ho Ohhhhhh! I'm so glad my elves brought one of these all the way back to the North Pole for me. It really is the unicorn they say it is!

Thank you BOTL's for you kind and encouraging thoughts. You are my "family" and I am glad you are here with me. I am finally home to a great wife and real food and all the rest without blood/sugar tests every four hours. It was great seeing your family xmas photos you shared, and some of the...

Even I enjoyed this story. Lets face it, we are fun folks and appreciate good things.

Ho ho ho. This one is one of my favorites!

Big "V", Happy Birthday to ya.

Happy Birthday brother.

Amsterdam baby! You have to visit Amsterdam.......

All these centuries, and that lady still thinks she can pull one over on me. Oh well, at least the reindeer like to cuddle. I didn't name that one "Vixen" for nothing...

What, I get no credit?

Ho! Ho! Hoooooes! Bet you didn't expect to hear from ME this time of year. Yes, it's your favorite fat red leprechaun! Now that the busy season is over, I needed to get the hell out of that frigid ice palace. I still don't know how the hell I ever let that woman talk me into moving up north...

Well, they just named the ENCORE... E.P. CARRILLO, Size: MAJESTIC 5 3/8 x 52....as the Cigar of the Year. While hanging out with Jose Blanco at a cigar shop in Shrewsbury, NJ one August afternoon, prior to him doing a cigar clinic he does for EP Carrillo around the world, he gave me one. I...

Thanks B. Your such a nice young man. Santa will be sure to take good care of you this year. yup. saw that. I only have a few stored. Funny thing is in a few years $40 might be considered a bargain.

Merry &#@%ing Christmas!

Any leads on some Nightcap? It is my all time favorite and I want to grab a few more tins before they go the way of the dodo, if they haven't already.

Wrong? Just wait til this thing gets sent to Seadub!

Ho ho ho, motherfucker.

Ah, finally something under the tree worth taking! Keep your milk and cookies, this should hold me and the elves over til next season.......arrr arrr arrr