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i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing wood shop glue.

Paul I just dropped my load, please let me know how it tastes!

Paul! Your package flies today via my sturdy 4 legged helpers DC 9405803699300369947787 It took me a bit longer than expected to find the last bottle, but it should be on your doorstep before you know it! St. Nick.

Santa has done a little bit of research and it looks like you were actually on the naughty list! The fucking elves forgot to put a TPS cover sheet on the mother fucking memo. But it's already been processed and I can't call it back so enjoy. Next year I'll be sure to add in an extra load of...

I hope you've thought long and hard about what you think you deserve because if my payload has to fly through SoCal, I'm going to need a smog check for my lungs and all my reindeer. But lay it on me, what do you like to knock back? What tickles your fancy like my balls of holly?

I'll pour you a fresh pint of my famous Christmas Ale and see how you like it while you tell me what you've been craving. I see you like fine brews, ones without fruit additions and that sort of tomfoolery. Congrats on being a new Dad, you're in for a ride so please don't be shy! Santa

Talk about things going really awry.  Pugman, my apologies on this whole fiasco.  I will get in touch with Famous as soon as my schedule allows and get something done.

Spoke to the guys at the Famous smokeshop today.  Long story short, the package is showing that it was sent out just a few days ago.  However, the tracking number for the package got lost.  Per the salesman I spoke to, if you don't see anything by Tuesday, let me know on this thread and I will...

Pugman, sorry I don't have a tracking number for you but do let me know when your package arrives.  Hopefully it gets there by the weekend.

Pug, cigars have been ordered and are being sent out by our good friends at Famous.  I hope they reach you in the best of circumstances.  All the best, Santa.   I am also giving the next wish to Ryan at Famous Smoke shop for his help in this matter.  Even though he can get the cream of the crop...

Pugman, I will be granting your wish today but I do need one thing from you.  Is the address on your profile current?  Just post up here if so and I will get something out to you soon.  And no, I did not sign in as Santa by accident, you can't know who sent this one.  Have a great one and take...

Mr. Sneeds, I appreciate you coming clean with being on the naughty list that shows you do have some character left.   As much as I agree that there are more deserving people out there, I have been bothered by more than a few people who believe you are deserving of a little token of...

Ho Ho Ho Mr. Sneeds, I see you have been a really active boy the last week and don’t think for one minute that I am turning a blind eye.   It has come to my attention that for reasons unknown to me you are training for my job.  I may be getting old but I will not be retiring anytime soon so you...

sorry!!

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Can anyone here contact JTuttle ASAP? Santa's elves at FedEx are trying to make a delivery and cannot locate the address in Mr. Tuttle's profile. Tyler at FedEx can be reached at (414)762-7681!

It is a different blend, a combination of other fuente tobacco and (if you are talking about the original) a sungrown wrapper vs a rosado

One of the great ones is gone.