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Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
A man recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the Doc said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age. (He just turned 60.)
A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
The Doctor asked, 'Do you smoke cigars, or drink beer, wine or whiskey?'
'Oh no,' he replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then the Doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' he said.
The Doctor asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' was the answer.
The Doctor looked at the man and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?
A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
The Doctor asked, 'Do you smoke cigars, or drink beer, wine or whiskey?'
'Oh no,' he replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then the Doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' he said.
The Doctor asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' was the answer.
The Doctor looked at the man and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?