Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)

[jfields]

I see some of the craziest stuff. Last week I saw a dildo that I mistook for a fire extinguisher until I took a second look. Wish I snapped a picture for you guys. I was dumbfounded how it could fit anywhere. Anyways, thought this would be a good group to start sharing with now.

 

[CBoukal]

Dammit John.. Nobody else should google dildo fire extinguisher

 

[jfields]

Looks like this mouse misjudged the opening in the basement screen in an attempt to gain access into the home. He lost his footing and slid down the ever narrowing gap until his own weight caused him to hang himself.

 

[CigarStone]

I see some of the craziest stuff. Last week I saw a dildo that I mistook for a fire extinguisher until I took a second look. Wish I snapped a picture for you guys. I was dumbfounded how it could fit anywhere. Anyways, thought this would be a good group to start sharing with now.

Did you contact the previous owner to see if you could return it?

 

[jfields]

Did you contact the previous owner to see if you could return it?

I denied everything!

 

[TexasTraveler]

Looks like this mouse misjudged the opening in the basement screen in an attempt to gain access into the home. He lost his footing and slid down the ever narrowing gap until his own weight caused him to hang himself.
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Do the seller's have to disclose this death, now that you have brought it to their attention?

 

[jfields]

Do the seller's have to disclose this death, now that you have brought it to their attention?

Not my problem!

 

[jfields]

This guy is my new hero!

 

[The Black Cloud]

When I told my GF that I wanted a urinal installed in any new house we looked at in the future you'd think I had 5 heads. I understand they may not be the most aesthetically pleasing, but in terms of practical function and better for the environment they can't be beat.

 

[jbfurdog]

When I told my GF that I wanted a urinal installed in any new house we looked at in the future you'd think I had 5 heads. I understand they may not be the most aesthetically pleasing, but in terms of practical function and better for the environment they can't be beat.

Plus no seat to leave up or piss to wipe off if it splashes.

 

[Nihon_Ni]

I had a urinal in my apartment in Japan. It was the only place in the house that was all mine!

 

[thinde]

 

[ggiese]

This guy is my new hero!
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A good friend installed a urinal in the bathroom within his "man cave". He reasoned there were rarely woman in his "man cave" and there were plenty of bathrooms in the house that did not have a urinal installed. Made sense, I guess...

 

[jfields]

Today hasn’t disappointed so far and it’s early (under the sink vanity of the 1/2 bathroom sink).

 

[TexasTraveler]

Today hasn’t disappointed so far and it’s early (under the sink vanity of the 1/2 bathroom sink).
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Right next to the toothbrush... Naturally

 

[tone-ny]

Do you charge extra for not putting that on your report?

 

[ChuckJr]

Right next to the toothbrush... Naturally

And the Clorox...

 

[CBoukal]

Right next to the toothbrush... Naturally

She had to move it off her bookcase because it kept showing up in her Zooms....

 

[jfields]

Do you charge extra for not putting that on your report?

Every once in a while I’ve let a few Easter Eggs slip in the reports like this.

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Drug search warrants would turn up similar “uniqueness “. There was stuff you just look at and think “Why”?! It all adds to the wonderful person I’ve become!!!!

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