Funny you started this thread. Received an email today that I thought was pretty good, so I'll share it with you.......and I will be playing Saturday and Sunday...Sunny in the 60's here in NE TN
If I didn't think of writing such a book, I certainly could co-author it!! :laugh:
THE MOST USEFUL GOLF BOOK EVER
Topics covered are as follows:
Chapter 1 How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3 How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 When to give the marshal The Finger.
Chapter 6 Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10 When Does a Divot become classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 Using curse words creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14 When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19 Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 Why Male Golfers Will Pay $15 a Beer from the Cart Girl and tip her $5, but will balk at $4 at the clubhouse and stiff the Bartender
