tjm: Don't you like, f#*&in' LOVE cigars, dude?
mlg: Yeah, the sorostitutes at the frat house think we're like, f#*&in' sophisticated and what-not.
tjm: Dude, you should like TOTALLY join these cigar bulletin boards I'm on! There are these, like...OLD guys, right? And they have these f#*&in' AMAZING cigar collections that they trade and swap with each other. Best part? All you have to do is tell them that you'd like to try something really rare or expensive...even CUBANS, and BOOM! They send them to you!
mlg: Sweet! Like, how much do they cost?
tjm: Cost? They give them to you for f#*&in' FREE, dude! And if you play the poor college student card they'll just send you a sh!tload of smokes for NOTHING!
mlg: DUDE!
tjm: I f#*&in' know! I guess they think we'll grow up to be all responsible and generous and sh!t like that...
mlg: ...like younger versions of them or some sh!t.
tjm: F#*&in'-A right, dude! But that ain't all, bro. Once you get a stash of sweet smokes, you can turn around and SELL them back to a sh!tload of different dudes!
mlg & tjm: BEER RUN!