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Mark Twain

Call me Ishmael.
Joined
Jul 22, 2006
Messages
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Location
Over them yonder hills
I feel that you're not quite getting the message with words, so let me show you some images that can better describe the nightmare that your world is coming to. I don't bust out the Frank Frazetta art work often. :whistling:

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Awwwww yeah. Nothing spells raw, unfettered carnage like leather sinewed barbarians! Didn't he also paint barbarian chicks with huge boobs?

Wilkey
 
That's right, all y'all noobs are flirtin' with disaster. :D

Yep, now that's what I call woman-shaped women. Skinny booty need not apply. :thumbs:

Wilkey
 
Ishmael, I gotta hand it to ya.... that sh*t ROCKS!
Frazetta's stuff reminds me of my first Cuban smoke. Soft, supple, well toned haunches.... oh oh excuse me I started to drift..... with dazzling looks that could KICK THE MUTHA F-ING CRAP out of this boy! Yet gentle enough to roll the most perfect Belicoso on the inner part of her virgin rock hard thighs.
NOW THIS IS SOME FUN WAR!
Thanks for the moment of Civility.
Brought to you by ...... Bring Back the Fun in '07
 
I love the likes of Frazetta and, Boris!!!! I have a big Conan comic collection and used to love to see who was going to do the cover art or, illustrations every time a new issue would come out. :thumbs:

I didn't take you for a Frazetta fan Marc.
 
That's right, all y'all noobs are flirtin' with disaster. :D

Yep, now that's what I call woman-shaped women. Skinny booty need not apply. :thumbs:

Wilkey

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Shizzzzzzz. It ain't R. Crumb but DAYAM! Good enough for me. :thumbs:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Dr. Gin's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-DOCTORGIN
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Wilkey
 
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