Aussie Humor

[anvil]

I got sent this and I had to share it with you all.




POLICE APPLICANT

Bloke applies for a job with the police,

Inspector says 'these are the best qualifications I've ever seen'.

Just one test before you get the job, take this gun, go out, and shoot

6 Abo's, 6 Muslim's & a rabbit'.

Bloke replies Why the rabbit?'

Inspector replies, 'fantastic attitude..... You've got the job!'

 

[bully1875]

HaHa, thats great.. Im going to use that in the am to some buds and see their reaction.

Thanks anvil

 

[Macion Grey]

Dave.. don't pretend you got sent this as a 'joke'. This is part of the questionnaire applicants fill out upon commencement of enrollment.

Also included is:
You have not reached your quota of assorted fines for motorists for the day. Do you:
a) Pull over a P Plate driver and defect their factory standard car?
b) Conceal yourself illegally at the bottom of a hill and pick a naive looking target to pick on?
c) Shoot an Aborigine driving a car because of assumed theft?
d) All of the above

 

[Petthefish]

hahaha

 

[gtadroptop]

:laugh: :thumbs: