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Beer Quotes

Heh!

...yeast is for losers. True brewers just dip one end of their dog into the wort to get things going.
~Drew Avis
 
This is nice, but I am taking break from beer tonight. My wife is supposed to surprise me with some nice sipping bourbon or scotch...something I can sip on the rocks, unlike the usual whisky I get that I mix with coke then jam down for a quick buzz. We'll see what she gets...
 
One of my favorite quotes is:
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
 
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
--Dave Barry
 
"...a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your mother just to get one!"

Homer J Simpson
 
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