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socks! That's what I was supposed to buy my wife at Victoria Secrets, but I ended up grabbing some....
 
panties you can actually wear as a hat or use to store your favorite...... 
 
chewing gum.  Nothing like some gum with that great taste of....
 
...new unwashed fabric. Before leaving, Los asked the girl at the register "Would you mind...."
 
....focusing on the direction of this interesting saga. I said I was here to help out Tiger , Holly, and that handsome devil Ironpeddler, not myself! Anyway, I have to hurry back because I left the three of them in a hotel room....
 
...having wild unadulterated sex, while once again ironpeddler was videotaping it due to an allergic reaction to the baby oil that Holly covered him with. Poor guy had already taken 2 Cialis and it had been over 4 hours so Tiger and Holly took him to the local ER where the Dr. looke at Gary and said "Oh my God! I've never seen a man with....."
 
 
a tattoo that long on his manhood...IRONPEDDLER....in 24 font! Instead of wasting that 4 hour erection the doctor suggested he....
 
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....and then Gary woke up from his dream, looked under the covers and confirmed it was just a dream, got up, walked to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and asked "What in the hell did I do last night that caused me to......"
 
...dream of Jonesy, who looks like Bryan Cranston but only gayer and balder?  Hmm...maybe it was the...
 
Rufilin given to him by one of the 3 best friends that anybody could have, the 3 best friends that anyone could have. But was there still time.....
 
to get back to the hotel room in Bangkok since Gary's allergic reaction had gone away. First he retraced his steps back to the tranny bar where a girl with a bigger dick than he had hollered out.. "Gary!!!! Come over here and...."
 
show everyone, that I the town tranny has a bigger dick then you. No one here believes me! Bring a tape measure over here with you, we will settle this once and for all. Gary headed over to tranny bar, tape measure in hand... Only to find 25...........
 
Short Bolivar Asia regional production 2008 cigars in a glass top humidor, being guarded by the tranny who's provocatively tempting him by....
 
showing him pez. Cherry flavored pez. And to boot, the pez dispenser bore a strong resemblence to....
 
...Gary's own dick. Then, like magic, his dick's head flipped up like a Pez dispenser and out pops yet another 6" of man flesh. While everyone was in total amazement by what they had witnessed, Gary then grabbed the cherry flavored Pez and downed the entire sleeve in one gulp... and just like spinach to Popeye, Gary's dick grew ANOTHER 8"....it was so big it even dwarfed a Clydesdale's erection on steroids! Dejected & humiliated, the head tranny threw her/his tape measure across the room in defeat and finally had to admit they miscalculated on their assumption. "Gary, we're sorry that we even thought of doubting you and your throbbing hunk of manhood, will except our apologies and....
 
we would be honored if you would allow us to use your manliness for our annual may-pole events, including.......
 
...the end of the festival orgy with all of the women from the show Jersey Shore. Once again, Gary then woke up, looked under the covers and realized he had been having the "compensation for being short" dreams again and jumped in the shower because he was late for...
 
...the "Only Men with Hair Have Big Cocks Convention" which is held annually in Bangkok, Thailand and is judged by....
 
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