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...while drinking a cold beer because he could no longer take the fact that someone keeps stopping the story by quoting others and laughing, so he took it upon himself to...
 
yes as long as Tom36 was his loving co-star and the could film long walks around NYC drinking...
 
like the Heinekens they had the night before when they stopped at ironpeddlers house to....
 
..when he joined in the neighborhood daisy chain contest. Well, as it turned out, they were neither $hit stains or the residue of a Snickers bar on the underwear. Because after further inspection, utilizing the FBI's fullproof 'Scratch & Sniff' method, it turned out to be....
 
makeup. Because they weren't actually titey-whities, they were his illegitimate daughter Snookies granny panties that she misplaced while...
 
...using her strap on to ride Jonesy like a rented mule when they were taking a shower together after a day on the beach. The whole time this was happening, we heard Jonesy crying "harder, harder" but what we didn't know was....
 
how to hurl a tennis racket at small bunnies with deadly accuracy. He felt his excitement rising to new heights thinking of....
 
when he's had too much Viagra and can't come down, forcing him to walk the streets at night asking strangers....
 
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