For the Record....

[Matt R]

I will be celebrating 38 years on this planet, next Saturday, March 25th. I plan to do this with great jubulation and vigor. I would make the suggestion that all gifts be sent prior to Monday March 20th, in order for arrival in time for my celebration. Peace out..... :laugh: :sign: :whistling:

 

[Zeebra]

I will be celebrating 38 years on this planet, next Saturday, March 25th. I plan to do this with great jubulation and vigor. I would make the suggestion that all gifts be sent prior to Monday March 20th, in order for arrival in time for my celebration. Peace out..... :laugh: :sign: :whistling:

Your birthday on your profile says 1941 -- that would put you at 65! What plans have you got for retirement? Congrats Matt!

 

[bfreebern]

I will be celebrating 38 years on this planet, next Saturday, March 25th. I plan to do this with great jubulation and vigor. I would make the suggestion that all gifts be sent prior to Monday March 20th, in order for arrival in time for my celebration. Peace out..... :laugh: :sign: :whistling:

Porn, Astroglide, inflatable sheep, furry handcuffs and a ball gag on their way Matt. Make sure your wife takes it easy on you this year.

 

[smokelaw1]

I will be celebrating 38 years on this planet, next Saturday, March 25th. I plan to do this with great jubulation and vigor. I would make the suggestion that all gifts be sent prior to Monday March 20th, in order for arrival in time for my celebration. Peace out..... :laugh: :sign: :whistling:

Mooch! I just got this great Cohiba from Zeebra for FREE!...I'll be sure to send it on over! :laugh:

 

[smallg]

Happy Birthday Matt, one slightly used Real Doll comin' your way!

 

[Matt R]

I will be celebrating 38 years on this planet, next Saturday, March 25th. I plan to do this with great jubulation and vigor. I would make the suggestion that all gifts be sent prior to Monday March 20th, in order for arrival in time for my celebration. Peace out..... :laugh: :sign: :whistling:

Porn, Astroglide, inflatable sheep, furry handcuffs and a ball gag on their way Matt. Make sure your wife takes it easy on you this year.

That will not only go over well for my birthday, but Easter at Hedo III in Jamaica will be a lot more interesting too.

 

[bfreebern]

I will be celebrating 38 years on this planet, next Saturday, March 25th. I plan to do this with great jubulation and vigor. I would make the suggestion that all gifts be sent prior to Monday March 20th, in order for arrival in time for my celebration. Peace out..... :laugh: :sign: :whistling:

Porn, Astroglide, inflatable sheep, furry handcuffs and a ball gag on their way Matt. Make sure your wife takes it easy on you this year.

That will not only go over well for my birthday, but Easter at Hedo III in Jamaica will be a lot more interesting too.

OK, Viagra and a hairclub for men subscription sent!

 

[Ginseng]

Oh boy! I just got in all this casting-grade silicone resin for making dinosaur models but this is an opportunity too good to pass up. Just let me know your favorite length, girth and shade and I'll whip one up for you big boy. :thumbs:

Wilkey

 

[Mrepp]

Inflatable sheep? I was just going to send him the real deal along with the beaded women from the circus that’s in town. I know how matty likes em harry.

 

[Devil Doc]

You're just a baby. No adult toys for you. :laugh:

Doc.

 

[KayakinBoy]

Porn, Astroglide, inflatable sheep, furry handcuffs and a ball gag on their way Matt. Make sure your wife takes it easy on you this year.

There's a woman's accessories shop near my office... I'll get a package out before the 20th... :whistling: :laugh:

 

[CoventryCat86]

 

[ML237]

Porn, Astroglide, inflatable sheep, furry handcuffs and a ball gag on their way Matt. Make sure your wife takes it easy on you this year.

Oh boy! I just got in all this casting-grade silicone resin for making dinosaur models but this is an opportunity too good to pass up. Just let me know your favorite length, girth and shade and I'll whip one up for you big boy. :thumbs:

Wilkey

You guys are just way to generous man it's good to be loved! :sign:

 

[AVB]

And I thought Purobrat was the mooch master.

 

[ggiese]

And I thought Purobrat was the mooch master.

Matt liked his style, but he takes it to a new level!!! :laugh: Brandon's gift pack is what he likes!!! :thumbs:

 

[CoventryCat86]

And I thought Purobrat was the mooch master.

Matt does have PuroBrat tendencies, doesn't he?

 

[Matt R]

Ask any of the guys from waaaay back... purobrat has/had nothing on me. I took mooching to the next level years ago. :sign:

This was given to me years ago:

Back at the LOL Herf I, I was presented with my very own Mooch Box:

 

[bfreebern]

Mooch box? You have to mooch it from your wife nowadays?

 

[AVB]

I was thinking the same thing.

Mooch box? You have to mooch it from your wife nowadays?

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

PM your addy Matt