FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!

[Bargogirl]

Okay, so I'm minding my own business , going about my day and I hear something ticking in my mailbox. Well, knowing I've already had the pleasure of 3 visits to the new "General Preembargo War Memorial Hospital" in the past couple of months, :angry: naturally, I called in the bomb sniffing dogs to verify my mom didn't send another crazy clock in the mail!
Unfortunately, the blast radius was far wider than I expected and BOOM! A huge piece of shrapnel hit me up side the head. :0 When I woke up in the hospital, my dear husband held up this odd shaped piece of metal. It was metal and shaped and painted to resemble a cigar!
JGohlke you traiter!! And after a ceasefire and end to this madness had been reached! Thanks man, whatever it is-I'm sure it's great and the handcrafted box is beautiful !
You picked a good target as we have NO tools to open this puppy up :laugh: ! I will post pics as soon as I figure out how to get them downloaded onto the computer :blush: !
Thank you again, it's an honor to know so much time and effort went into the creation of this prank!

 

[Brickhouse]

Nice play!

 

[jfields]

Ha, ha, ha! :laugh: Do you still have all five digits of your fingers Julie? :whistling:

 

[Bargogirl]

Ha, ha, ha! :laugh: Do you still have all five digits of your fingers Julie? :whistling:

Well I'm waiting to get some kind of tool to open this damn thing and when I cut off the four fingers on my undamaged hand, I will be able to give to a two finger salute :laugh: ! And I'm not talkin' about a thumbs up

 

[preembargo]

Ha, ha, ha! :laugh: Do you still have all five digits of your fingers Julie? :whistling:

Well I'm waiting to get some kind of tool to open this damn thing and when I cut off the four fingers on my undamaged hand, I will be able to give to a two finger salute :laugh: ! And I'm not talkin' about a thumbs up

Hey! Who are you callin' a tool!?

 

[Bargogirl]

Ha, ha, ha! :laugh: Do you still have all five digits of your fingers Julie? :whistling:

Well I'm waiting to get some kind of tool to open this damn thing and when I cut off the four fingers on my undamaged hand, I will be able to give to a two finger salute :laugh: ! And I'm not talkin' about a thumbs up

Hey! Who are you callin' a tool!?

Well...if the tool fits... :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Bargogirl]

Well I finally have some pics of the beast but first I thought I'd show what the hospital had to sew up after the last bomb hit (Damn you, Seth and your Hot Potato Bomb!! :angry: ):

As if that wasn't bad enough, this time:

And:

Fooled ya! :laugh:

Now the beastie:

Peek A Boo!

What the Hell?

This thing is Heavy!

I Better Not Hold It too Long!

Where the Hell are Mike's tools? Oh, that's right, he doesn't HAVE any tools :0 ! S**t!!

Well - more pics to come as I crack open this little baby ??? :laugh: !

 

[MX]

these are always so much fun to watch......

 

[jgohlke]

Tools? You don't need no stinking tools! Just fire that bad boy up! I'm thinking the draw might be a little tight though. Epoxy doesn't draw as well as you'd like....

Just for the record, it's a very nice cigar (worth some effort), inside a glass tube, covered in epoxy, inside a steel pipe, painted to resemble a cigar.

 

[bfisher88]

wow...glad i dont have to get that one out....

 

[Bargogirl]

Finally some tools!

Let's start drilling:

And drilling...

And drilling...

Hmm...needs a bigger drill bit...and we don't have one :angry:

Sh*t! THAT's not working the way I planned! :angry:
Let's try spliting this puppy down the middle...

Oh, I see a cork! Woohoo! We'll just cut the end off!

What a piece of work JGohlke! Especially the rubberbands that bubbled out the end and made anyone within a five mile radius want to gag repeatedly from the smell!

Ahhh!!! Sweet victory and even sweeter spoils!

Thanks JGohlke! It was definitely worth the wait!