How to build a steambomb, A photo journal

[steamboat]

1. Find a high grade thermonuclear core, maybe bottle 129 of only 253?
2. Aquire a suitable target that will appreciate the beauty of the Mushroom cloud and inevitable fallout.
3. Devise an impenetrable package

You know how the military is always concerned about a sub captain going rouge and firing a nuclear missle? Well, they never expected it from a Steamboat Captain. I am violating the chain of command.

 

[Rebel Herfer]

A little bit of the "search is your friend" tactic. NICE

You have impecible taste in thirst quenchers.

 

[Smokyballs]

Let me show you something!

Yeah, that's epoxy! Friend of mine got it open with a .308 from 200 yards. Don't start this again, it's how last years war ended.



P.S. Ray will have that open in less than 3 minutes!

 

[AVB]

You might like this one too.

 

[Yojimbo]

I've contemplated sending a bomb in one of These


with a note not to bust the fugger open. :laugh:

 

[jfields]

Try this one.............Look at post #18 for a good visual. :laugh:




Linky for topic.

 

[NullSmurf]

1. Find a high grade thermonuclear core, maybe bottle 129 of only 253?
2. Aquire a suitable target that will appreciate the beauty of the Mushroom cloud and inevitable fallout.
3. Devise an impenetrable package

You know how the military is always concerned about a sub captain going rouge and firing a nuclear missle? Well, they never expected it from a Steamboat Captain. I am violating the chain of command.

I know of one skipper who wore rouge, but none who went rouge. :sign:

Nice hooch, though.

 

[Swissy]

Can I sue for royalties? Seems to me I've seen the foam used elsewhere... :whistling:

 

[steamboat]

Bomb is Launched.

You might find it unusual that an non-drinker bombs with bourbon, but I figured out quickly, I can't stand toe-to-toe with a FOG and slug it out with cigars. You guys have access and mad aquisition skills but I am next door to the bourbon capitol of the world and I have a friend with mad aquisition skills.

 

[AVB]

I think I do alright on both counts but whomever gets this will surely enjoy it no matter how much effort it takes to get it out of the box.

 

[grateful1]

1. Find a high grade thermonuclear core, maybe bottle 129 of only 253?

???

Are you sure?


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Nice package.

:thumbs:

 

[steamboat]

1. Find a high grade thermonuclear core, maybe bottle 129 of only 253?

???

Are you sure?


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Nice package.

:thumbs:

That is what I was told and my friend was reading the bottle when he told me. I didn't double check.

If they survive the impact, the recipient can verify it after he heals assuming the concussion doesn't cause amnesia.

 

[gtadroptop]

Try this one.............Look at post #18 for a good visual. :laugh:




Linky for topic.

Pure evil. Afraid to ask what the shipping cost was.

 

[AVB]

Mine is #106 of 253 but I do believe that is the count from one barrel and not the entire run. It's probably running over 120 proof out of the barrel and once it is cut down that will increase the amount of bottles available per barrel. JMHO.

1. Find a high grade thermonuclear core, maybe bottle 129 of only 253?

???

Are you sure?


--------------


Nice package.

:thumbs:

That is what I was told and my friend was reading the bottle when he told me. I didn't double check.

If they survive the impact, the recipient can verify it after he heals assuming the concussion doesn't cause amnesia.