My wife was the receptionist at the dorms I was living in at Arizona State. I'd go workout, get all pumped up, put on the tightest tank top I had then stroll buy the front desk. I was extremely shy and never talked to her. Then, one night, after I'd had a few drinks I was feeling a little less shy. I walked by the front desk and she was wearing a low-cut shirt and a fake diamond necklace that was precariously hanging in her cleavage. I sauntered up the desk completely devoid of inhibitions and said "Hey, can I fondle your diamond?" That was 28 years ago. We've been married for 27 years, four daughters, two granddaughters and one grandson.