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Jonesy...you are absolutely clueless...

Well, add me to the drooling list of victims. I almost escaped injury, seeing that the mailman had placed a box of books by the door for my wife. I went ahead out to the mailbox to gather the "little" stuff, and WHUMP, there it was! Thanks, Jonesy! It was a well placed hit with nothing that will go unsmoked for long.
 
General Preembargo, sir!
PM me some coordinates.
I need to release some of my stockpiles!
They might be of biological or nuclear payload!

-Rob
 
I want an ISOM, pre 1990 for every time my name has been used without my permission in this thread.
Brian this and Brian that - WTF...I don't want to be confused with the Beatles manager please. :sign:

Brian
 
I want an ISOM, pre 1990 for every time my name has been used without my permission in this thread.
Brian this and Brian that - WTF...I don't want to be confused with the Beatles manager please. :sign:

Brian

Man...... you're gonna need to free up a lot of humi space.

Brian :laugh:
 
Just a friendly reminder not all people that appear to be newbies are really newbies!

Addresses acquired boxes packed just waiting on orders…………….LOL
 
You and your noob brethren sit there smilin' like the kittens that just ate the canary.

Well I got some news for you...you think you can decimate my "mailbox" (i.e., valet room) and reduce one of my valet guys to a smoldering, uniform-singed shell of a man, levying this upon me whilst I'm out of town, so that I come home to *this*...one hell of a bomb...well, just know that the sword of Damocles is dangling just above your head...waiting, waiting, waiting...and you'll never be certain precisely when the horsehair will be severed, sending the sword swiftly down upon thee...

While you await your most certain payback, thanks brother....one hell of a nicely served bomb...but, oh, will you get yours....in spades...

Indeed...

nuke_explosion.jpg
 
General Preembargo, sir!
PM me some coordinates.
I need to release some of my stockpiles!
They might be of biological or nuclear payload!

-Rob

Sad when they get old and can no longer think for themselves.

This should be easy, take out Preembargo and they are lost it seems.


Seth
 
General Preembargo, sir!
PM me some coordinates.
I need to release some of my stockpiles!
They might be of biological or nuclear payload!

-Rob

Sad when they get old and can no longer think for themselves.

This should be easy, take out Preembargo and they are lost it seems.


Seth


It's called loyalty....newbie!

You may be lucky enough to someday know what that means.
 
General Preembargo, sir!
PM me some coordinates.
I need to release some of my stockpiles!
They might be of biological or nuclear payload!

-Rob

Sad when they get old and can no longer think for themselves.

This should be easy, take out Preembargo and they are lost it seems.


Seth


It's called loyalty....newbie!

You may be lucky enough to someday know what that means.

"We use words like honor, code, loyalty"...easy Jack! :laugh:
 
General Preembargo, sir!
PM me some coordinates.
I need to release some of my stockpiles!
They might be of biological or nuclear payload!

-Rob

Sad when they get old and can no longer think for themselves.

This should be easy, take out Preembargo and they are lost it seems.


Seth


It's called loyalty....newbie!

You may be lucky enough to someday know what that means.

"We use words like honor, code, loyalty"...easy Jack! :laugh:

That's pretty funny...I heard Bauers voice....Oh My, I'm hearing voices!
 
General Preembargo, sir!
PM me some coordinates.
I need to release some of my stockpiles!
They might be of biological or nuclear payload!

-Rob

Sad when they get old and can no longer think for themselves.

This should be easy, take out Preembargo and they are lost it seems.


Seth


It's called loyalty....newbie!

You may be lucky enough to someday know what that means.

Loyalty is something I have great respect for and feel there is far to little of in the world today.

I was referring to a chain of command that seems to have only one link ; )


Seth
 
The noobs' talk is somewhat cute, though a bit sad too...sad in the sense that I can sit back with experience on my side, a somewhat objective view, and can see that the noobs continue in their folly and glee, not at all aware of their impending fate. In a sense, it's like putting on an old Chet Baker record...listening to him sing in his youth...the naivete so strong...yet, the listener knows that soon, poor Chet traversed a path of heroin use and depravity that literally took his soul (and his teeth), and reduced him to an empty, hollow, weathered, shell of a man in later years....the listener knows this is what happens, yet young Chet, singing and playing away with such youthful passion, is unaware (at the time) of what his fate holds. While not the same story-line as Chet Baker...the noob's youthfull ignorance is just as prominent...and their doom just as certain and inescapable. Soon, they will realize it as well.
 
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