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Leebo's landed. All of them jumping up and down exclaiming, "MOOCH!", "MOOCH!", "MOOCH!", "MOOCH!", "MOOCH!"
 
All of a sudden pig men were coming out of the craft smoking cigars.

gotta be a Seinfeld fan to get it
 
Sitting in the SPCA office Brenda and Jeff were on call they had been playing some cards when the phone rang. It was a report of poor abused pigs, little did they know that...
 
The pigs actually worked for Devin! It was all part of his secret plot to...
 
throw everyone off the track of his main plot to hide his real identity.......
 
WHICH ONLY THE MYSTERIOUS RED HEADED SPY KNEW...JUST THEN SHE WAS SEEN CREEPING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WITH ONE PIG IN TOW...
 
Unfortunately for our mysterious redhead, the pig started squealing it's head off, when who should come around the corner but...?
 
Wait, that's no angry pigman! That's.....
(dramatic pause).....
HENRY!!! He only LOOKS like an angry pigman! It all must be a plot to help advertise l@r$


(sorry, just couldn't help myself!)
 
It was at that point there was a ominous Deep Voice that spoke. When the voice spoke it was so loud it would shake the ground and it said....
 
..the two of you must lie down togather to full fill the prophecy!....just then the rehead turned and yelled...
 
Meanwhile inroute to the scene Barbra and Tom were driving the SPCA truck and they came to an intersection, The directions where skewed they debated left or right? Barb said left and Tom said right....They sat there in the intersection until.
 
PB Bumped into them with his Hondador cause he was rushing in to grab some of those Lars. But as he reached the site he was struck silly by the site of the Redhead's....
 
ASH on her cigar!!

It was a tight, firm ash that didn't fall upon the impact!! PB was so mortified, he....
 
Proceeded to kiss her ash, and in the process got a nasty burn on his
 
Repeatedly kick him about his face and shoulders with her spike heels, that cigar was the last one she had. And she was pissed at the though of this lars loving kissing her cigar, as she pummeled him something strange transired she started to....
 
...get really turned on...a strange feeling eminated from the pit of her stomach..she suddenly felt...
 
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