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...heard something from around the corner..she jump onto the chandelier handing from her legs to get out of the way...just as she did the shadow of....
 
Lars Teetens crossed right where she had been attacking PB. The Man The Legend himself was now seeking that Henry charictor. He was on the track when PB's hondador led him down this road
 
Luckily Dave, the Cigar Baron, was hot on his tail with fire in his eyes. Everyone could see the hatred in his eyes and the disdain he felt for Henry was evident in every move he made. Right before Dave ran over Lars with his SUV, you could hear he scream at the top of his lungs....
 
No NO Im not Lars I am Leebo simply playing a trick, I was dressing up like LArs hoping you would give me real cigars to try, Ohh fancy mooch attempt. Gone bad.
Just as the wheels about crushed Leebo Dave did....
 
..the unthinkable...he lpt out in front of him crushing himself...the redhead slowly crossed to the scene and...
 
Pulled out her Cellular phone and called teh first number in the auto dial memory. It rang twice while all the action occuring around her ths sound of an ambulance and rescue units. On the third ring a guy answered teh phone he said.....
 
you better get out of there honey before the police ask you how could Dave leaped in front of Leebo and got himself crushed when he was driving the SUV. Meanwhile over in the K-mart parking lot......
 
.......a strange thing was occuring the red head decided to high tail it over there and take it in...but before she could...
 
her gun instead, accidently shooting herself in the stomach and dieing in the K-mart parking lot just as a blue light special was about to begin. Leebo, standing there stunned left the scene quietly and found himself....
 
too upset that everyone who tried to insert himself into the story got killed, so in his emotional state he ran into K-Mart, grabbed the blue light and BIT IT! Of course when the 120 volts ran through his tongue he knew his days of being able to taste the flavor in cigars were over, so he refused to let go and slowly twitched an agonizing and painful....
 
orgasm.....Yes, Leebo was really none other than Master Leebo from the local S&M chapter and realizing that he had outed himself he turned to the crowd of on lookers and said......
 
"Mooch me some cigars, or give me death!!!!!", to which he then grabbed the first cheapo cigar off the shelf, lit it and.....
 
Search through the shelfs for that Illusive special cigar at that point the 18 year old Kmart Manager came up to him and said........









KMart and Big K are trademarks owned by them, and reference to them is pure coincidnence.
 
*in squeeky 18 yr old voice*

"Sir, all we have left are these vintage Garcia Y Vega's. But we were saving them for a customer by the name of PB"

Leebo then whipped out his trusty torch lighter and proceeded to....
 
click it repeadidly it was out of fuel. Damn of all the luck to have stuck in a Kmart with cheap Gars and no working torch.
So As fast as a blink he ran twards the door and just as he got there..
 
the red head's twin emerges from round the corner and flickd her bic.....
 
which exploded upon lighting, killing the twin and leaving Leebo still looking for a light to his Garcia Y Vega's.

The next day.......
 
Big Bad PB Brown came chugging around the corner in his Honda-dor looking for a brawl with the Lucious Leebo, but couldn't find him because Leebo was out lookin for that......
 
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