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she popped out and grabbed me in a neck hold from behind....
 
and all of the sudden........that smell again, but wait, it's not coming from me its.....its!!!...........
 
The Scream that escapped my mouth was pure terror. It was not from her grabbing me it was the pain I was enduring trying to hold my cheeks together..and whats that smell?
 
she dons a gas mask turns him around and tries to push his head in the toilet....
 
He then spins around risking his bowel's serenity, and throws her across the room exclaming, "swirllies be damned, vengance is mine!!!"
 
A chorus line busted through the door, singing "Ina Godda Vida" and throwing stink bombs at my feet.
 
protected by the gas mask the readhead punches each chorous line member out one buy one until she comes to the last one and....
 
...she grabs him lifts him over her head and spins him with great strength! after a few spins...
 
In a voice that sounds distinctly like Yoda from star wars.
"You not Bring Cohibas? This not good it is.."
The monkey then got up and Bit the readhead right on the ...
 
...finger! she shookin him upside down throwing him out the window..she left the room,turned the corner only to be met by....
 
with and empty beer bottle and the grace of a swan she...
 
..vomits into it and flings it at the monkey! she then falls....
 
falls to the floor.... but with all the energy she can muster in her tiny little fram she...
 
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