Just realized i'm over 4000 posts.

[smellysell]

Not my work, but I thought you'd like it Claudio:

From the front gate
To the home plate
I want to see a team
A team that’s great
I want to see the Cubs

Ever since a tike
It’s the Cubs I like
And with this new found fame
We’re at the top of our game

From Leo Durocher, the Lion
To Lou Piniella, we're flyin'
We’re gonna pick up
Where we left off
We're having fun

See it on our faces
As we round the bases
We're going places
We're holding aces

We like to jam
With another grand slam
Cheer for the Cubs and bam!

 

[sack]

There sure are some good poems, this is getting interesting.

 

[fegbri]

Over 6 months?!?!? Darn!!! Don't make me blow up yuour mailbox again!!! :laugh:

Thanks for the original contest & Happy New Year!

 

[sack]

Over 6 months?!?!? Darn!!! Don't make me blow up yuour mailbox again!!! :laugh:

Thanks for the original contest & Happy New Year!

Sorry about that Brian, it must be frustrating :laugh:, but we do that so some guy who is here strictly for the gain and not for the fellowship is left out. Happy New Year! Claudio. :thumbs:

 

[sack]

Bumpity bump, Tomorrow is the last day, keep'em coming.

 

[sack]

Less than six hours to go, for whomever is interested.

 

[sack]

Claudio likes
his cigars and scotch
Sack, as in Sacramento
not the one in your crotch

He seems to win
about every bet we make
And the Cubans he sent me
I’m pretty sure they were fake

But I’ve got to admit
he’s a hell of a guy
He’ll bend over backwards for you
and that’s no lie
It’s true he has his faults
like loving the Bears
But he such a great BOTL
that nobody cares

Claudio, you’re a great guy to herf with
your generosity surmounting
But never forget
CUBS SUCK! 100 YEARS AND COUNTING!

Poems do not have to rhyme.
Consider this being read to you in one of those poetry slams by a "goth" kid.

GIVE ME THOSE SMOKES!
for it is me that you have not yet met
in this......rod's....dark cigar SIGHT!
The horsemen are riding to our smokey end of days!
there go the FOGs
Fluttering
Old
Goats
Staying in the shadow of age and illness.
Lovers of the White
Owl
Peach
Berry
Peach
Grape me by the side and take me to the Philly
Blunt
Like the words of a verteran here who tells one that
Search IS YoUr FRIEND
...IS search your friend?

and we say things like :whistling:
and "You can go and yourself"
or "I am not a :love: , You are the :angry: "

Politics and Religion you speak of not here.
Ass hats to be
are taken to the abyss of the heart
throw away
for + ever

Palio or Xikar
Opus is Forbidden
PAM and ISOM
Pardon All Matchbooks
Iris So Over Mature
How do you speak WOAM!
WOAM! I say aloud.
woam to all of you.

Ok that was pretty weird, but I suppose I will at least get the strangest award.

I am glad to be apart of your contest and thank so very much for having it.

Happy New Year Sir.

Much care,

Anthem is the winner by a slight edge, Congratulations! Wyatt you outdid yourself you pr@@k, i'm sending you some grape whiteowls out of the kindness of my heart. :laugh: :thumbs: Thanks to everyone who participated.

 

[Kingantz]

Congrats to the winner!! That was definitely good, when reading as William Shatner. :laugh:

 

[sack]

Congrats to the winner!! That was definitely good, when reading as William Shatner. :laugh:

Yeah! That's what got me, i could see Shatner sitting on the bridge reciting the poem, cracked me up. :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Brickhouse]

Anthem is the winner by a slight edge, Congratulations! Wyatt you outdid yourself you pr@@k, i'm sending you some grape whiteowls out of the kindness of my heart. :laugh: :thumbs: Thanks to everyone who participated.

Woohoo! I've yet to try the grape ones!!!!

 

[Anthem]

Sorry for the late thank you.

I am away in Canada and have been seeing some top notch CP brothers out here.

Excuse my brief but very very deep thanks.

Much care to all.

 

[gtadroptop]

Congrats on the milestone, Claudio. Sorry for the late post, but I just got back into town after a week of sun & fun in Florida. Topped 4000, huh? So thats why you keep posting all those jokes!!!

 

[Brickhouse]

An awesome selection showed up at the door today.

Too much bro, too much.

Thanks

 

[gtadroptop]

Sack hits HARD!

Nicely done. :thumbs:

 

[rob300c]

Good stuff!

Congrats Claudio on your post-whoring!
Somehow I missed this over the holidays.

-Rob

 

[IBQTEE1]

Congrats on your milestone!!

 

[sack]

You're all a bunch of post whores! :laugh: