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Just realized i'm over 4000 posts.

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sack

'From man's sweat and God's love, beer came to be.
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Seeing as how there seems to be all sorts of contests here at CP, i thought something different would be the way to go. So the brother with the most original poem on any subject that i consider the most entertaining, will win a box of cigars which i haven't picked out yet. The box will probably have a few years on it, so have a go at it and remember, be original.

All participants must be here for more then six months, and have a profile made out, and over fifty posts. GOOD LUCK! :thumbs:

A box of Gran Habano #5 from '05 is the prize. :thumbs:
 
Did I win?

Man, Claudio that's a lot of posts :whistling:
 
Ode To Sack:

This brother hails from the windy city,
Not gonna lie - this poem is gonna be shitty.
Oh look, a fan of the Bears.
HA! They missed playoffs - wait who cares?
Apparently he also enjoys of the Cubs.
... who the F likes those scrubs?
Here's looking at you old man Sack.
Don't celebrate too hard - you'll throw out your back.
So now I raise me glass to you - no doubt.
Here's to three more years- when you get your senior discount!



Thanks for the contest, Sack. Just bustin' ya balls :D.
Edit: Typos.
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Cowboys suck:
If you like 'em, fuck you!


/bow
/bow
/blow kisses
/bow

- Tim
 
I'm not eligible and did not write these but what the hell...

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Claudio likes
his cigars and scotch
Sack, as in Sacramento
not the one in your crotch

He seems to win
about every bet we make
And the Cubans he sent me
I’m pretty sure they were fake

But I’ve got to admit
he’s a hell of a guy
He’ll bend over backwards for you
and that’s no lie
It’s true he has his faults
like loving the Bears
But he such a great BOTL
that nobody cares

Claudio, you’re a great guy to herf with
your generosity surmounting
But never forget
CUBS SUCK! 100 YEARS AND COUNTING!
 
Long way to go from Chitown we know
You’ve given us wisdom, you’ve given us woe
With stories of Bears attacking Fudge Packers
We believe you now Green Bay are slackers

You’ve passed, you’ve bombed
You’ve traded your stash
And now 4,000 posts have past

Well keep it up
We need you here
So let us know what the count is next year


Congratulations on the count and thanks for the contest :thumbs:
 
Doing Time

I see the pity,the hopelessness, the waste,
I long for freedom, just a taste.

The clang of the bars when they lock you down,
The loneliness,the silence there's no one around.

I often wondered how it all happened, and asked myself why,
But I already knew it was all because of that HIGH.

I often dreamt that things will be fine,
But when I awake, I'm still doing time!!




Just some of my jailhouse ramblings

Brian
 
Poems do not have to rhyme.
Consider this being read to you in one of those poetry slams by a "goth" kid.

GIVE ME THOSE SMOKES!
for it is me that you have not yet met
in this......rod's....dark cigar SIGHT!
The horsemen are riding to our smokey end of days!
there go the FOGs
Fluttering
Old
Goats
Staying in the shadow of age and illness.
Lovers of the White
Owl
Peach
Berry
Peach
Grape me by the side and take me to the Philly
Blunt
Like the words of a verteran here who tells one that
Search IS YoUr FRIEND
...IS search your friend?

and we say things like :whistling:
and "You can go and :rolleyes: yourself"
or "I am not a :love: , You are the :angry: "

Politics and Religion you speak of not here.
Ass hats to be
are taken to the abyss of the heart
throw away
for + ever

Palio or Xikar
Opus is Forbidden
PAM and ISOM
Pardon All Matchbooks
Iris So Over Mature
How do you speak WOAM!
WOAM! I say aloud.
woam to all of you.

Ok that was pretty weird, but I suppose I will at least get the strangest award.

I am glad to be apart of your contest and thank so very much for having it.

Happy New Year Sir.

Much care,
 
Anthem said:
Poems do not have to rhyme.
Consider this being read to you in one of those poetry slams by a "goth" kid.

GIVE ME THOSE SMOKES!
for it is me that you have not yet met
in this......rod's....dark cigar SIGHT!
The horsemen are riding to our smokey end of days!
there go the FOGs
Fluttering
Old
Goats
Staying in the shadow of age and illness.
Lovers of the White
Owl
Peach
Berry
Peach
Grape me by the side and take me to the Philly
Blunt
Like the words of a verteran here who tells one that
Search IS YoUr FRIEND
...IS search your friend?

and we say things like :whistling:
and "You can go and :rolleyes: yourself"
or "I am not a :love: , You are the :angry: "

Politics and Religion you speak of not here.
Ass hats to be
are taken to the abyss of the heart
throw away
for + ever

Palio or Xikar
Opus is Forbidden
PAM and ISOM
Pardon All Matchbooks
Iris So Over Mature
How do you speak WOAM!
WOAM! I say aloud.
woam to all of you.

Ok that was pretty weird, but I suppose I will at least get the strangest award.

I am glad to be apart of your contest and thank so very much for having it.

Happy New Year Sir.

Much care,
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I imagined William Shatner reading. Frickin' hilariously cool.
 
Set to 'row row row your boat'....

Shat shat shat my shorts
shat them brown and green
my leg is brown
it's rolling down
someone help me please

My wife and I actually sing this when a cerain one of the baby's toys and goes off...we never could figure out what it was saying so this was our saying.
 
Cigar in hand I did search, Cigarpass I did perch.
Register I did and Rod allowed, Grandmalove appeared and how!
Intro done and posts galore, why did that guy call me a whore?
I did what? Oh I didn’t see, I was doing a “look at me!”
Lots of advice given and learned, many a stripe must be earned.
What is this, what could it be, someone sent cigars for free?
The way of the PIF found me it did, mailbox it did rid.
In a pass as the host, sent it out from the East coast.
Traveled out far and wide, such fun had on that ride.

Since that time many friends I have made.
Truly blessed that on that fateful day,
Who’d have thought a Google search,
Could bring me to the greatest community on earth.

Cigarpass.

Congrats on the 4,000+ posts Claudio!
 
You didn't say it had to be a new poem so here is the best I've ever done.

Congrats on the 4,000 posts Claudio! I'll be watching my back :p
 
I make my way down to your neck,
You think for a minute and question it.
But I promise you have nothing, nothing to worry about.

Your parents disapprove,
OK, I understand,
What parent wants to outlive their daughter?
We'll be dead to the end.

Please don't go out in the light,
I like you, just how you are.
Your pale complexion,
The sinister shine in your eyes!

Please don't go out into the light,
You know we, just can't survive,
As vampires in love.

You make me feel as if,
There were blood coursing through my veins.
But let's not kid ourselves... I'm all dried up.

I would say my heart beats for you,
But it stopped long ago,
So what the hell's this feeling, this feeling!?

(it's actually a song that I wrote awhile back, but what's a song but poetry to a melody?)
Chris
PS: Copywrite me!
 
Oh Opus :laugh:

I require your company, your love sets me free,
No, It's not a wife, girlfriend, or someone I paid to see,
It's my one true love, my sweet, dear Princessa D,

Oh Opus, you've always been there for me,

You come in different ages, all shapes and sizes,
Your aroma captivates , the sweet smell mesmerizes
I long to suck on you for all those flavorful surprises,

Oh Opus, you've always been there for me,

Our smoking journey will soon come to an end,
Unlike a hooker, you're money worth the spend,
We will cross paths soon again around the bend,

Oh Opus, you've always been there for me
 
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