Landlord's pissed!

[klipsch]

This week has really had me on edge after an unauthorized charge against my bank account and the resulting hassles involved with getting that squared away with the bank. So as if things weren't bad enough already...I was shaving this morning and the landlord starts slamming on my door. Answering the door with shaving cream all over my head, he grabs me and pulls me out of the apartment, yelling and waving his arms around. I have no idea what's wrong...until I get downstairs where the mailboxes are. One whole side of the foyer is blown to hell, and 8 out of 12 mail boxes are in pieces. I was shocked and commented "WTF happened?" He hands me a box with some heft to it, and asks "Is this yours?" Sure enough it had my name on it, but I didn't recognize the senders name. I couldn't argue, and took the package while he informed me that I was responsible for the cost of the damages. Shaking my head...I walked back to my apartment, shaving cream dripping off of my head to open the source of the destruction.

Our good friend Anthem decided to make my life difficult by bombing the living shit out of my mail box, unaware of the damage he was causing to others in my building.
I'm gonna be sending you the bill for these damages Matthew. And I'm doing aerial reconnaissance to assess your location for a more surgical strike.

Thanks Brother!
Walt

 

[Goldie]

I thought this was serious at first, I was wondering what happened also. I'm too gullible apparently. Nice job Anthem.

 

[uptown_isy]

Matthew has been tearing up mailboxes from coast to coast!

 

[Anthem]

Walt,

You have been in my thoughts lately. I hope you enjoy.

Much care,

Matthew

 

[bigmanfromou]

Andrew, I thought the story was real as well. I was thinking, "I WISH my landlord would yank me out of my apartment!"

Nice hit Matthew, Walt is a deserving target. :thumbs:

 

[in2xshp]

That Bastid Matt, he does hit hard and loves to destroy things. :angry:



Nice bomb run Matt, Walt I'm sure you got some really nice smokes you will enjoy. :thumbs:





edit for spelling

 

[ewibolo]

I must be either really gullible or just plain stupid because I had to read it like two or three times (not all the way to the end though) to figure out it was a joke. Got me there, funny story and congrats

 

[drewman285]

Absolutely awesome . You had me going for a second!

 

[steamboat]

Anthem sent me a bomb. I had slipped on my quest to lose 100 lbs ( I wasn't walking nearly enough.) and his kind words and tasty sticks have set me back on the straight and narrow.

 

[sigar_zealot]

Good play amd awesome build up to the story!

 

[drunkfish3]

The Ass strikes again nice job Matthew.

 

[thechenman]

Great story...you had me going until the very end.