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Man Rules, pick a number 1-112

MX said:
[SIZE=12pt]112.When passing another man in a tight area were contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any on looking men, will resulting in immediate demotion in man status. [/SIZE]
Napa_Smokes said:
[SIZE=12pt]24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances. [/SIZE]
 
 
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 
 
What is the friend hooks up with the drivers girlfriend? ;)
 
 
on to #102
 
Tall Paul said:
[SIZE=12pt]107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline. [/SIZE]
 

Nihon_Ni said:
[SIZE=12pt]73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only. [/SIZE]
 
 
thinde said:
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

modo22 said:
I think I would like to know rule # 14
 
14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed.

grateful1 said:
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 
 
What is the friend hooks up with the drivers girlfriend? ;)
 
 
on to #102
 
Good one Gary!  Think about this one;[SIZE=12pt]102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. [/SIZE]
 

emoshun said:
LOL Gary!
 
82!
[SIZE=12pt]82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys. [/SIZE]
 
 
garrettbuckeye said:
[SIZE=12pt]83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle. [/SIZE]
 
 
kona1000 said:
Kona is charge with pulling a Belichick.......
oke&coke said:
#111 please.
No Belichickin'
 
Dang, missed that # on my pass.  If you allow redo's, 100.
 
oke&coke said:
Dang, missed that # on my pass.  If you allow redo's, 100.
 
LOL........[SIZE=12pt]100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case. [/SIZE]
 
 
AshesTwoAshes said:
99 bottles of scotch on the wall....
 
[SIZE=12pt]99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable. [/SIZE]
 
 
MOBIG said:
[SIZE=12pt]88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man. [/SIZE]
 
 
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