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jfields

jfields

Where did all my money go?
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Well I got home yesterday and knew there was a certain package waiting for me from Alaska along with four others. I'm thinking I'll show Jim and, get this thing open in no time.
First, I had to go next door to the neighbors to work on the Spanish Cedar shelves for the new coolidor. I was kind of forced to re-prioritize this on the to do list. :laugh:

Came back home and started to open some "very nice" bombs from some of the most generous people you will ever know (all of you are!!!).
A huge thanks to...........

rob300c....Most generous of you some new ones I have been dying to try.
indyrob...What an original idea, thanks for a new one.
Infinity.....You have the nerve to say I'm crazy, PIF, PIB, PIF, PIB, PIF. :whistling:
And to a Lee Hazan from Fort Lauderdale Fla. Sorry that I do not know your CP user name. I hope to get it so that I can thank you personally. I'm sure once I get it I'll be like..."Duh!"


And you Swissy, you got me good! I f#*%@d with that wire mesh for god knows how long. I tried side cutters but, it was like rebar reinforced concrete. I tried and, I cussed, and I tried, and I cussed some more. Bearing in mind the whole time that you said there were "strategically" placed goodies in there. Finally, I broke out the trusty hacksaw and decided to take my chances. I cut the top off as close to the top of the box as I could. I found one "strategically" placed object right in the center. I cut the bottom off just for good measure and, yep.........that's it "right in the middle". :rolleyes:

Thanks my friend. That will be enjoyed to the hilt. Told the wife to buy some crackers at the store. Here are some pictures for you enjoy. :whistling:

Oh yes, I almost forgot..........Project "S" has just been commissioned. :cool: Muhahahahahahahahah!!!!!
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Crazy people.

Well, I guess when you have a freezing brain strange thoughts come into it :laugh:

Brian
 
I guess that they're trying to show us the correct way to build a bomb!! Glad you had to pry that one open and not me! :laugh:
 
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The best weapon is dis-information!!! Kudos to you for taking the chance on the hacksaw... brave brave man. I just about did put some niiiice cigars in each of hte corners, but I actually thought you might saw into it. I woulda cried to see the cigars cut to hell!! :laugh:

Enjoy - and add a caper or two on top of the spread - adds a nice flavor.
 
Thats awesome Jim, looks like you had time to enjoy a few beers while hacking into that one. :laugh:
 
Swissy said:
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The best weapon is dis-information!!! Kudos to you for taking the chance on the hacksaw... brave brave man. I just about did put some niiiice cigars in each of hte corners, but I actually thought you might saw into it. I woulda cried to see the cigars cut to hell!! :laugh:

Enjoy - and add a caper or two on top of the spread - adds a nice flavor.
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That stuff has the perfect bite. Gets the sweat going on the top of your head.............Or, maybe that was from straining to get the package open. :sign:
 
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